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Yep, Monday night my girlfriend gave birth to a 6lb. 1oz. baby girl we named Sydney Moon Mullins. Kinda cool being a father now. Never wanted a child, but now that i have one i think it's the coolest thing ever, i'm gettin really excited about the whole thing. It's really neat...
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#2
Rape it...

I mean, be a good father! And congratulations!
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#5
cool dude, how old are you?

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#7
let it rape you.
seriously, give it a Viagra.....well the whole bottle so she'll grow a penis and then itll get hard and rape you.
#10
I find the very notion of me being a father to be utterly disgusting. I hope it never happens to me.

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Congrats?
#13
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let it rape you.
seriously, give it a Viagra.....well the whole bottle so she'll grow a penis and then itll get hard and rape you.


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#14
congrats
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#15
Dude don't ever let her date.
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#16
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Is the TS Asian? What a strange question to ask.
#17
Congrats dude.

Show her this thread when she turns 16. Could be funny....
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#18
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let it rape you.
seriously, give it a Viagra.....well the whole bottle so she'll grow a penis and then itll get hard and rape you.

You're just so damn funny!!

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#19
Congrats dude. Best of luck to you, your girlfriend and especially to the child.
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#20
Hey dude, congratulations! Good luck with your daughter... God bless that kid.
#21
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Is the TS Asian? What a strange question to ask.

lmao i didn't even notice that.
#22
I'm glad you're proud. The asshat that promised my friend marriage got her pregnant and then told her "I would have to be drunk." He's lucky a beautiful girl like her would want his nasty ass.
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#25
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Congrats dude.
I'm only 16 (almost 17), but I can't wait to have a kid.
Good luck.


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#26
I'm 23, my g/fs 21. Yeah, we're kinda young, but not as young as a lot of other people. We've been together a little over 5 years, and lived together for 3 or em. Pretty well settled down, haha.

It's been so cool watching my g/f go into total mom mode, she just instantly knows what to do, it's awesome. I dunno, we're both having a lot of fun with it so far, and everything is going good. We were planning on having a kid eventually anyway, just a happened a little sooner than expected, but hey it's gonna work out.
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Now when people say "Congratulations, I heard you just had a baby" you can say "Thanks! It was delicious."

/#1 reason for having a kid.


PSN: YosemiteSam13
#27
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Congrats dude.
I'm only 16 (almost 17), but I can't wait to have a kid.
Good luck.

if you are a girl you can have it with me
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Ewww the searchbar is a slut, it gets used everyday...

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The brain says "hey, lets be friends" and the dick says "hey, lets get those clothes off, eh?"

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#28
Congratulations 20sacksam! I love the name.
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#29
Ooooh, you're lucky in my eyes, I want a baby girl someday myself, yet due to my family history, I doubt I'll get one. My grandpa had 2 boys, my dad had 3, and my brother had 1. Doesn't seem like I'll get as I wish. Regardless, congrats!
#30
Oh, we named her Sydney just because we like the name and Moon is my grandfathers nickname, most people around here don't even know his real name, haha. Just know him as Moon.
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Now when people say "Congratulations, I heard you just had a baby" you can say "Thanks! It was delicious."

/#1 reason for having a kid.


PSN: YosemiteSam13
#31
Congrats and God bless your child.
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nice discovery, sir.


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#34
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Congrats! P.S. NEVER let her into The Pit

Seriously? Bring her here early on and train her. By the time she's in her teens she'll be tough as nails. Nobody will be able to handle her.
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#35
Congrats.

And...

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This.
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#36
Grats dude, allways nice seeing the Pit reproducing
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#37
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Grats dude, allways nice seeing the Pit reproducing

Really?
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#38
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Teach her the ways of Nurse Joy.

Don't have sex with black men?
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