#1
so there i was just minutes ago in lying in my bed, in the darkness when all of a sudden i feel this cool slimy thing jump on my shoulder......a small frog!!.
#3
NO WAY DUDE! REALLY?! Uhhh, keep it and raise it to become a killing machine!
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


Quote by bequickorbedead
She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#5
when I read that you shat yourself followed by a slimy thing on your shoulder I wondered how the f**k you managed to get it up there!

Are you tubgirl?!?


Quote by dogismycopilot
Absent Mind, words cant express how much i love you. Id bone you, oh yea.

Quote by lumberjack
Absent Mind is, as usual, completely correct.

Quote by littlemurph7976
Id like to make my love for Neil public knowledge as he is a beautiful man
#6
Quote by Absent Mind
when I read that you shat yourself followed by a slimy thing on your shoulder I wondered how the f**k you managed to get it up there!

Are you tubgirl?!?


so after all these years you finally find out.
#7
Quote by Absent Mind
Are you tubgirl?!?


I am tubgirl



wait... aww shit
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Wiggy = legend.

Devil's Advocate
#8
Quote by wiggy1988
I am tubgirl

spartacus

wait... aww shit


Lawlz
Quote by AAAAAAAAAARGH
Gold/Silver/Crystal.

Simply because I could breed the pokemon, and act out my sick sexual fantasies between Dittos and Chanseys.


Quote by bequickorbedead
She had sex..with my...AIDS?
#9
Did you really poo your pants? Or was that just to hook in the idiots like me?

I want pics of the poo, small samples, no larger than an acorn.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#10
i though you literally crapped yourself and that slimy thing was crap
-Why do hunters need bullets that can pierce through bulletproof vests?
-Do I really have to spell this out for you?What if a bunch of punk kids go into the woods and strap a bulletproof vest on a bear?Then whatve you got?Invincible bears (wkuk)
#11
How did the frog get it?? There must be some kind of frog nest in your house! They're all gonna climb on your shoulder! RUN!
#12
Quote by Absent Mind
when I read that you shat yourself followed by a slimy thing on your shoulder I wondered how the f**k you managed to get it up there!


I thought the same thing.
#13
-Why do hunters need bullets that can pierce through bulletproof vests?
-Do I really have to spell this out for you?What if a bunch of punk kids go into the woods and strap a bulletproof vest on a bear?Then whatve you got?Invincible bears (wkuk)


that's from the whitest kids u know
How bout' no you crazy Dutch Bastard!


You live in the middle of nowhere? THEN BLOW **** UP!



Pretty Heavy and thick??...Sounds like a wasp fucking an Exhaust pipe...Its Rubbish!
#14
Quote by Beam Sword0
-Why do hunters need bullets that can pierce through bulletproof vests?
-Do I really have to spell this out for you?What if a bunch of punk kids go into the woods and strap a bulletproof vest on a bear?Then whatve you got?Invincible bears (wkuk)


that's from the whitest kids u know

What has that got to do with anything at all?
#16
Quote by Beam Sword0
-Why do hunters need bullets that can pierce through bulletproof vests?
-Do I really have to spell this out for you?What if a bunch of punk kids go into the woods and strap a bulletproof vest on a bear?Then whatve you got?Invincible bears (wkuk)


that's from the whitest kids u know


Actually its from a stand up of Robin Williams, live at carnegie hall.
#17
My boyfriend's terrified of frogs. One got in his house, and he tried to trap it with tupperware, except he freaked out and had to call our friend over at 2:00 in the morning so he could come get it out for him.
According to my friend, the look on his face was absolutely priceless. Wish I could've been there
#18
Quote by Beam Sword0
-Why do hunters need bullets that can pierce through bulletproof vests?
-Do I really have to spell this out for you?What if a bunch of punk kids go into the woods and strap a bulletproof vest on a bear?Then whatve you got?Invincible bears (wkuk)


that's from the whitest kids u know



Ummm what does that have to do with this thread?
Gear:
Fender Mexican Standard Strat(Sunburst, Rosewood, Custom Shop '69 pickups)
Fender Super Champ XD
EHX Big Muff Pi
Yamaha Acoustic
Alvarez Silver Anniversary Acoustic
#21
Oh, I thought you'd actually shat yourself.

Rubbish.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#22
don't make a thread about it every time some minor excitement occurs in your life. that's what your blog is for.
from daylight...
...into darkness