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#1
Post the best worst movie you have ever seen.

My vote goes to DEATH WISH 3 which has a whole page dedicated to how bad it is. Best movie of all time.

Features "The Giggler" - He giggles when he runs, a gang that is multi racial and caries plungers around - they also enlist help from a Motorcycle gang and a Latino gang to form a huge gang to stop Bronson, topless hotties, crooked police (played by Ed Lauter) and every other Death Wish stereotype - including a lady half Bronson's age that falls in love with him and then dies.

This is the greatest movie ever made (aside from 10 to Midnight featuring Bronson and Willfred Brimley as Malone).

Trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agyuMM09yAE

Page dedicated to how bad and awesome this movie is:
http://www.jabootu.com/deathwish3.htm
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Leprechaun
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Showgirls ftw.
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#5
Super Mario bros.
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Ghost Rider
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Shark attack 3


Agreed.

Or Trolls 2.

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#18
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Super Mario bros.

Pretty much.

Try watching Mystery Science Theater 3000. That has some pretty terrible movies.
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Shark attack 3

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Screw you.

I'd say Shark Attack 3, it sucked hard.
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Leprechaun in Da Hood is better.


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#24
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As if, I love that movie!


gotta disagree with you. although super mario bros was a awsome movie it still sucked. i mean bowser looked human, big bertha was a fat black girl, and everything looked not changed expect bomb ons.

but it was still a good movie
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Attack of the Clones
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and whoever disagrees has never seen it.

And if you have and still disagree you can go to the FOTB
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KUNG POW

and whoever disagrees has never seen it.

And if you have and still disagree you can go to the FOTB

That's not the best worst movie, that's the best best movie.
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#28
Manos: Hands of Fate for sure
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#29
The matrix 2 and 3, was I the only one that liked those movies, even a lil bit?




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#30
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KUNG POW

and whoever disagrees has never seen it.

And if you have and still disagree you can go to the FOTB



I don't think that movie counts because they weren't trying to make a serious good movie, they were just taking the piss.


gopher-chucks ftw
#31
cloverfield
the happening

edit: nvm
i misunderstood the thread title
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Monkey bone!
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#39
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gotta disagree with you. although super mario bros was a awsome movie it still sucked. i mean bowser looked human, big bertha was a fat black girl, and everything looked not changed expect bomb ons.

but it was still a good movie


In that respect, yes, it sucked horribly, but if you ignore all of that (non-Mario Bros. fans?) it's a really good movie story/action wise. Seriously, it's one of my favorite movies.
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But was it quite as shit as...

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