#1
Does anybody here in the pit have any clue as to how the first human baby would have survived?
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#2
it was chuck norris
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Google 'creationalism', then marvel as it makes more sense than what you were taught in school.
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There wasn't all of a sudden a human baby popping out some ape/amoeba.

Theory of evolution much?

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the first couple probably didnt, but im guessing a few got old enough to outsmart the apes
and they took care of there kids, but evolution is really gradual,so itwas probably just a slightly less hairy ape every hundred years
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The first human baby had two parents. The parents most likely raised that child. Just a guess.
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It does?
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The alien overlords took good care of it

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the first couple probably didnt, but im guessing a few got old enough to outsmart the apes
and they took care of there kids, but evolution is really gradual,so itwas probably just a slightly less hairy ape every hundred years


try million years
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#21
how did the first bear cub survive!!! And the first Cheetah and the first of EVERYTHING!!!

World would be a pretty empty place if it werent for these great feats of survival!!
#23
Adam and Eve raised him.

The real question is, how did the NEXT generation come about? Considering Eve was the only female of the only family of the human race.....
#27
it was a monkey according to science throwing poo at each other...!

It was also a bit of the chicken egg situation...
#29
He found the 3 legenfary birds resulting in sheer euphoria leading to pregnancy.
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Google 'creationalism', then marvel as it makes more sense than what you were taught in school.


The least you could have done is spell Creationism right...

And now I'm trying to figure out how much of that is sarcasm... I hope you're being sarcastic. I'm lost.
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The least you could have done is spell Creationism right...

And now I'm trying to figure out how much of that is sarcasm... I hope you're being sarcastic. I'm lost.


Yeah, I spelt it wrong. Big whoop. Want a fight about it?
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#37
There was no 1st. There were 50 of them and they were all placed Earth and watched by Martians as a reality TV show. The problem is that 7 of them survived and then they just got too damn powerful, and created an entire civilisation. If you got Martian TV Stations then you could probably catch a few repeats.
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There was no 1st. There were 50 of them and they were all placed Earth and watched by Martians as a reality TV show. The problem is that 7 of them survived and then they just got too damn powerful, and created an entire civilisation. If you got Martian TV Stations then you could probably catch a few repeats.

I like this theory... I like this theory a lot!!
I may also actually write a thesis on this for my phd!!!