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and UGers in the military?
if so what branch?
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and UGers in the military?
if so what branch?


no because military is for ppl who fail at life (at school more precisely)
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no because military is for ppl who fail at life (at school more precisely)

wow, are you really that ignorant?
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no because military is for ppl who fail at life (at school more precisely)
Your DAMN lucky Dreadnaught is away training to be in the military right now or you'd be banned right about now.
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wow, are you really that ignorant?


I think he is.
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no because military is for ppl who fail at life (at school more precisely)

So why aren't you in it? Wait. . . maybe that's because it's completely not true. . .

If you paid any attention in school, you would understand why your statement makes absolutely no sense.
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I think he is.


If you go to the army, you have line no other skills except...
no you have absolutely no skills
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If you go to the army, you have line no other skills except...
no you have absolutely no skills

see, shows your stupidity right there
army isnt the only branch of the millitary and I imagine that at least half the people in the army will do better in life than you have or ever will
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no because military is for ppl who fail at life (at school more precisely)


...fail.
So many people go into the military now because they can't afford college anyywa.
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no because military is for ppl who fail at life (at school more precisely)

As ignorant as this statement might be, the only people who joined at my school were the ones who didn't apply themselves well in school had no real future in any field. Maybe that is what led him to make this conclusion...or he was just trolling.
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no because military is for ppl who fail at life (at school more precisely)

Both my parents were in the military, in fact both my grandfathers were in the military. ..and they are far from failures. Its a choice they made to serve their country, not because they had no skills you idiot.
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If you go to the army, you have line no other skills except...
no you have absolutely no skills


That there proves your stupidity.

I am considering a career in the Military, and I got reasonably good GCSE grades.

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Off to train for a paratrooper division in November.
I want to give SAS selection a go but i'm not sure it's just 'open'.
I realise how tough it's going to be so acknowledged that.


I wish you luck, but the SAS recruit from within the army. And you will need to be at the peak of physical and mental fitness.
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no because military is for ppl who fail at life (at school more precisely)

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If you go to the army, you have line no other skills except...
no you have absolutely no skills

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...fail.
So many people go into the military now because they can't afford college anyywa.

exactly
47,000 for college you get for FREE, so how is getting your college paid for failing at life exactly?
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As ignorant as this statement might be, the only people who joined at my school were the ones who didn't apply themselves well in school had no real future in any field. Maybe that is what led him to make this conclusion...or he was just trolling.


well there you go
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That there proves your stupidity.

I am considering a career in the Military, and I got reasonably good GCSE grades.


I wish you luck, but the SAS recruit from within the army. And you will need to be at the peak of physical and mental fitness.


Thanks for the support, i'm afraid i'll need the luck. I think you have to be in the regiment for 6 months before they'll consider you for selection. And i've been preparing for about a year now for this.
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so are you saying CJ ramone is a failure? he was a marine
what about ted williams?
roberto clemente?
Drew Carey?
Steve Mcqueen?
Gene Hackman?
theyre all failures at life?
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Thanks for the support, i'm afraid i'll need the luck. I think you have to be in the regiment for 6 months before they'll consider you for selection. And i've been preparing for about a year now for this.


It's ok dude. Just keep preparing and give it your best.

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Thank you. Apart from this, they offer huge advantages in learning many different trades, from officers to clerks to medics.
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Thanks for the support, i'm afraid i'll need the luck. I think you have to be in the regiment for 6 months before they'll consider you for selection. And i've been preparing for about a year now for this.

right now im in training for the marines
well i guess you could call it that
the early enrollment program
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To people in the military, you chose your path and good luck.

To those UGers considering entering the military, please, please, think very carefully. You could be standing up for something disgusting, morally reprehensible, aswell as sacrificing your life.

Think about why you want to represent your country, think about the things your country has done and is doing and may do in the future. Because everything your government decides on, you are a tool for the acheiving of it. The American Government have killed so many Afganistan, women and children, just like the British Government, do you want to be part of that for example, is it worth it?
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Off to train for a paratrooper division in November.
I want to give SAS selection a go but i'm not sure it's just 'open'.
I realise how tough it's going to be so acknowledged that.


Good luck man
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To people in the military, you chose your path and good luck.

To those UGers considering entering the military, please, please, think very carefully. You could be standing up for something disgusting, morally reprehensible, aswell as sacrificing your life.

Think about why you want to represent your country, think about the things your country has done and is doing and may do in the future. Because everything your government decides on, you are a tool for the acheiving of it. The American Government have killed so many Afganistan, women and children, just like the British Government, do you want to be part of that for example, is it worth it?


I want to join because I want to help people. I want to travel, learn new skills, make new friends. I know I want to represent my country, I want to fight for my country, for the man next to me.

It breaks my heart reading in the paper of another dead soldier who is leaving behind a girlfriend, wife, even kids. I just want to make sure that I can at least make sure at least one more kid has his dad return home to him in one piece.
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I want to join because I want to help people. I want to travel, learn new skills, make new friends. I know I want to represent my country, I want to fight for my country, for the man next to me.

It breaks my heart reading in the paper of another dead soldier who is leaving behind a girlfriend, wife, even kids. I just want to make sure that I can at least make sure at least one more kid has his dad return home to him in one piece.

damn, thats exactly how i feel man
need to protect freedom for the rest of you people who dont even appreciate it
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In Polish army only the privates may be uneducated ppl who don't have an idea what to do in life. For ranks higher than corporal you need certain skills, depending on your unit and and a moderate level of education; officers need to graduate from a university or similar higher school. Rather no idiots or life losers there.

In a month I'm off to 15th Sapper Battalion, 9 months of training. I'm thinking about staying there.
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82nd speedbike betallion. i saw action at Endor, my best friend was killed there, i myself killed four men, and 12 ewoks. those goddamn ewoks........they just kept coming at us..... there was nothing........ we could do



Hey man, I was at Endor...although I was with the other guys...emm, good game?
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damn, thats exactly how i feel man
need to protect freedom for the rest of you people who dont even appreciate it


Wow, dude, I respect you, and I wish you luck in the army.
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...fail.
So many people go into the military now because they can't afford college anyywa.


And that's why so many of the recruitment centres are in low income areas.
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I want to join because I want to help people. I want to travel, learn new skills, make new friends. I know I want to represent my country, I want to fight for my country, for the man next to me.

It breaks my heart reading in the paper of another dead soldier who is leaving behind a girlfriend, wife, even kids. I just want to make sure that I can at least make sure at least one more kid has his dad return home to him in one piece.

so you are doing that by putting your own life on the line?? do you have kids? again good luck is all i can say.

i thought joining the imperial army would be a good idea, i never knew id end up in endor and id see my best friend thrown off a speedbike by an ewok spear, but thats how things go. and it doesnt end there, even my friends who lived werent spared, stormtrooper #42343 probably the greatest soldier ive ever seen, he saved my life at least 4 times, he had a killcount in the 100s. but none of that mattered after the death star blew up, all our money, all our pensions....gone! just like that. Stormtrooper #42343 had to engage in some degrading activities just to pay his bills

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgWGQTRh3cU

i myself had to be involved in some questionable interactions with george lucas. it was 10 years before we could finally find work as insurance salesmen.
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Wow, dude, I respect you, and I wish you luck in the army.

yea, i have the same respect for you
but im actaully joining the US Marines
Army would be ok, but they let everyone in unlike the marines who have strict requirements and i want to be one of the most elite soldiers in the world, just as the marines are
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