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I tryed searching for it andnothing came up, although i can't think why this wouldn't of come up before.

So yeah, stupid things your parents do.

My dad, whenever speaking to someone of a different language, will speak in English, but will speak in some wierd foreign accent.

Over to you guys
#2
...my dad drinks
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#3
"Stop telling me to use a map I'm fine!!!!"

*gets lost*
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#4
Get naked and dance when my friends come over.

I'm all like "wtf mum" and, frankly, it's awkward for all of us the next morning.

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#8
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and treat me like shit compared to my sister


Yeah, that is funny.




Actually, it's a little sad.
#9
Eachother.
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#11
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I tryed searching for it andnothing came up, although i can't think why this wouldn't of come up before.

So yeah, stupid things your parents do.

My dad, whenever speaking to someone of a different language, will speak in English, but will speak in some wierd foreign accent.

Over to you guys



My friend said to break down barriers and prejudices it would be good to learn peoples accents. I laughed.

Anyhoo the only embarrassing things that my parents do is that my dad dances in public sometimes and does poor Peter Kay impressions e.g. "Garlic Bread!?!?!?".
#12
My dad calls me into the next room to "tell me something important", and then tells me something really stupid.
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#15
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Be irrational & overprotective and treat me like shit compared to my sister


Same here except its my brother and sister!
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#16
I saw my dad on the bus once (pissed out of his mind)
'Dad where are you going'
'Library'
'Why?'
'Need more beer'
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#18
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Be irrational & overprotective and treat me like shit compared to my sister

yes everything me too bra.
#19
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My parents buy me booze. Enough said.



my parents don't buy me booze.

nuff sed.
#20
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My dad calls me into the next room to "tell me something important", and then tells me something really stupid.




I can't wait 'till I'm old and can piss people off with these awesome dad jokes.


RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#22
Trust me. They found tobacco in my jeans, I said it was my friends and they believed me
#23
My dad asks me to go downstairs and do something like turn off a light or whatever even if he's already down there or even if he's upstairs and he's the one that left it on.
#24
Make me go to church.
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#25
Pulls the old "Im the dad, and I said so." reasoning. The only reason this pisses me off is because of its sheer brilliance. I simply havent yet found a rebuttal.
#27
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I saw my dad on the bus once (pissed out of his mind)
'Dad where are you going'
'Library'
'Why?'
'Need more beer'


A beer library? Sounds like the sort of library I'd go to.
#29
whenever i have a friend over they ask crazy questions, and my dad always says, "yo dawg"
#30
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Pulls the old "Im the dad, and I said so." reasoning. The only reason this pisses me off is because of its sheer brilliance. I simply havent yet found a rebuttal.


"But, why should I listen to you? You weren't even smart enough to use a condom!"
#32
my dad popped his head through the door last week of my room and said TINA FEY and walked out
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#33
They aren't the best at grammar, but that's to be expected since they lived in Asia for most of their lives. They're computer illiterate as well, but I'm cool with helping them out when they're in trouble.
#36
My mom is obsessed with exercise and nutrition. Like she didn't even eat any of my sister's wedding cake. It gets really annoying since everything in her life is scheduled around exercise. She'll also start lecturing people about eating healthy (happened to the Wal mart cashier a few days ago). She also gets upset over really stupid stuff. :|

My dad's not too bad. He can be embarrassing at times and say awkward things, but he's pretty laid back I guess.
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#37
Serious answer, my dad left me my mum and my sister when I was 2 months old and my sister was 13 months old.

No money, no home. He's never even sent a card on my birthday.

But what can you do? Makes a good tale.

and Vad Hamster I'm sorry to hear about that, even though you've heard it a million times.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#38
My dad uses pronouns excessively.

Dad: "Get me the thing."
Me: "What thing?"
Dad: "The thing! Get me the thing!"
Me: "Can you be more specific?"
Dad: "Its the thing, get me it!"
Me:
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#39
Touch my guitars. You would think he would have learned when I cut his arm off the first time.


NOW HE CAN'T TOUCH THEM!!

And condolences to people who actually have real life problems with their parents.
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