#1
so..
my birthdays next weekend
and im trying to think of what to do
.. like i have no idea

sex partys, partys and sex are out of the question

same with drinking because i have to drive around cuz im the only one with my g2..
and
IM RESPONSIBLE DAMMIT

ideas? thankss
#6
My birthday is next weekend too ! What day is yours ? mine is on the 17th and I'm celebrating with my friends on the 18th, just a simple party at home, then going to a disco

Happy BDay in advance
#8
Sex Party's, Party's and Sex
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I'm now so drunk that even if my mom had given me a blow job at aeg 2, i'd be like I'm a pmp, butches.!

If this even madkes sense... if yhou sig this, Iw ll kill you.
#9
As the lines of your post got longer, they made less and less sense to me.

I think you're asking what to do next weekend for your birthday. Well, I'd suggest walking into a deep dark forest, your pockets full of wonder and dreams, upon reaching the middle knowing that you are so close to nature in all it's glory, the sounds of birds and woodland animals start to sound in harmony with your every breath, your mind becomes clear and you become a better person.

OR

Get drunk and end up waking in some kind of box.
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#11
Have a sexy party.

You bring the party, I'll bring the sex.

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Sex Party's, Party's and Sex


Looks like this guy's planning an apostrophe party.
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#12
Quote by rabidguitarist
Have a sexy party.

You bring the party, I'll bring the sex.

There's a joke like that in portuguese !

Festa de Anos (birthday party)

You'll bring the Anus, I'll make the party


(hope I don't get banned)
#13
Quote by rabidguitarist
Have a sexy party.

You bring the party, I'll bring the sex.


Wouldn't you have to bring the sexy as opposed to the sex otherwise you'd make it a sex party which is just wrong for this responsible being we call TS.
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#15
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Wouldn't you have to bring the sexy as opposed to the sex otherwise you'd make it a sex party which is just wrong for this responsible being we call TS.


I'm bringing sexy back.
Them other boys don't know how to act.
I think you're special what's behind your back.
So turn around and i'll pick up the slack.
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#16
Quote by rabidguitarist
I'm bringing sexy back.
Them other boys don't know how to act.
I think you're special what's behind your back.
So turn around and i'll pick up the slack.


Please call me and sing that in your local area's stereotypical accent.
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#17
Quote by Woozye
My birthday is next weekend too ! What day is yours ? mine is on the 17th and I'm celebrating with my friends on the 18th, just a simple party at home, then going to a disco

Happy BDay in advance


haha mines on the 19th
hbd to u too
a disco? what a kid :P
#19
ohhh you people, where else but the pit can break all the 3 rules i set down :P
#20
Quote by Portuguese_boy
Go to school and learn some proper use of grammar.


no, you stop going to school so i look really smart
#21
Quote by brokenpick
haha mines on the 19th
hbd to u too
a disco? what a kid :P

How old will you be ?
#24
Quote by brokenpick
try 17 actually mr.im a big stupid face

.. point proven :P

I'm turning 18 x)