#1
Yeah. Awesome. Check this out. Remember the friggin' awesome childs book "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" ?



You know? The sweet old story about a grandpa telling his young, innocent grand kids about some fictional town where it rains awesome food products?

Yeah, so do I. It was sweet. I loved it. Now, over a decade later I find it in my room and am thinking, "Holy unfulfilled prescriptions Batman! CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS!!!!!"

WRONG

Here's a crappy scan of one of the pages in the book. All looks awesome huh?



Let's look a bit closer at the trucks front bumper, shall we? What's that on either side? Small, round, pink balls? No silly goose! Those are just SEVERED BABY HEADS ON A STICK!

Here's a closer look.



SWEET! My child hood = ruined.
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#2
What?
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#3


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#6



Why.......... why did you have to pass this horrid, life changing info onto me?


Bitch.


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#7
Holy crapsticks on a bun batman

Thats messed up, i remember that book aswell...

And you just ruined MY nostalgia, THANKS A ****ING LOT TS!!!!!!
#8
Hm that's pretty fucked up, capn'
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#9

I loved that book!
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#10
Damn, there goes my childhood.
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#11
DAMN YOU!


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#12
could supposed to be a dolls head ?

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#13
i would think that severed baby heads in your child stories contributed to your visiting the pit later in life...........so be thankful
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#14
I remember this book, I loved it when I was little
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#15
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could supposed to be a dolls head ?

Childhood=fixed

Who cares if it was a dolls head?


It's still a truck driving around with a baby head on a stick attached to its bumper.


It's fucked up no matter how you look at it.


ARGH!!!! RUINED CHILDHOOD MOMENT!


Jason, why couldn't you just keep on making more amazing shoes? Why did you have to find out this info?
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#16
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#18
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Jason, why couldn't you just keep on making more amazing shoes? Why did you have to find out this info?


I dunno

I bought some sweet ass shoes the other week though! And am working on a pair for Carmel... slowly...
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#19
oh my god. that is deeply disturbing.

and hysterically epic also
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I dunno

I bought some sweet ass shoes the other week though! And am working on a pair for Carmel... slowly...




And, good deal. Keep making them. They're amazing.
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#22
hahaha

that makes it even better
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#25
WTF?!?!


...my childhood has now been successfully ruined
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#26
I did some work experience with a family friend who is a childrens illustrator, i was pretty suprised by the amount of things they try to slip in unoticed just for haha's
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#29
omg, now where going to find out litle red riding hood was a referance to neo nazism
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#31
oh yeah, im going to rape your child even more!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0844471/ !!!!!!!!!!!!!


imagince the severed baby heads on a stick, IN 3____D!!!!
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#32
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Not Little Red Riding Hood... But Noddy is...

Those goblins that steal stuff and have huge noses? They represent Jews...
Gollywog? Need I say more? Hes slow witted and rather incidentally black...
The fact that in early publishings of Noddy books, Noddy had blonde hair and blue eyes?
The fact he drove a Volkswagen?
It all slides into place.

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#33
I MUST ATTEMPT TO TAKE MY LIFE BECAUSE THAT CHANGE IS TO MUCH TO LIVE WITH!!!! (There is no suicide smily so i present this)