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what are some good songs you can play to a girl that require only a guitar but still guarantee "good things" (if you get my drift) will happen afterward?
#3
jingle bells
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#7
If she's a girl worth keeping, she'll know the unplugged layla with no vocals :P
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#8
I cum blood

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#10
They don't exist.
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#11
Fermented Offal Discharge - Necrophagist.
I hope it's cold, everyday, where you are.
#13
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i cum blood


Oh wow, that's freaking hillarious. Did you invent that lil joke all by yourself?
#16
Entrails ripped from a virgin?
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nice discovery, sir.


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#17
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Oh wow, that's freaking hillarious. Did you invent that lil joke all by yourself?

i've seen it floating around
two and a half men.
#19
Minuet-From First to Last, but play it slow cause its really short.

Layla Acoustic-Clapton

If she's awesome like this:
Acoustic Fade to Black

if she's a mexican:
La Malaguena Salerosa
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#20
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Lick My Love Pump.

This is actually not a bad idea.
#21
how you gonna ask her out with out talking? i just just imagine some crazy solo and then saying.."betrice, will you go steady with me"
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You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
#22
hey there delilah


i kid, i kid.
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#23
you kinda have to sing to a girl...they get bored and find it lame if its just playing...

even if its electric they find it boring if you dont sing...
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#24
you could play some esteban. no guarentee she'll know what your playing, but he doesn't sing either....at least not on the cd i'm listening to at the moment....
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You win this thread. Pipe organs FTW.


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Let's take it one step further and add a slogan:

Big Bach is listening you!
#25
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Minuet-From First to Last, but play it slow cause its really short.

Layla Acoustic-Clapton

If she's awesome like this:
Acoustic Fade to Black

if she's a mexican:
La Malaguena Salerosa

Oooh, la Malagueña... really good song..

You could play Always with me,Always with you - Satriani

"When I die, I want people to play my music, go wild and freak out and do anything they want to do." - Jimi Hendrix


"A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality." - John Lennon


I'm a GIRL!
#27
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"I'm a Virgin" - You


whoa... that was a great diss, i must admit.


thanks for all the advice, UGers...
#28
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Lick My Love Pump.

It's written in d minor, the saddest of all keys.
#31
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If she's a girl worth keeping, she'll know the unplugged layla with no vocals :P


Damn right!
#32
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you kinda have to sing to a girl...they get bored and find it lame if its just playing...

even if its electric they find it boring if you dont sing...


Not necessarily, it pretty much won't be impressive to any girl unless they already want you, then they hear what they wanna hear. You could play or sing something kickass and if she didn't want to sex you before hand she still doesn't. At least this is what I have gathered.
#33
new idea; find out her favorite song, and then play her favorite song; doesn't matter who it is, people love it when you play their favorite song.
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You win this thread. Pipe organs FTW.


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Let's take it one step further and add a slogan:

Big Bach is listening you!
#34
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It's written in d minor, the saddest of all keys.

TS just better make sure he's turned up to 11 before he plays it for her. and it had better be in Dobly
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#35
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i've seen it floating around


he was talking to me.

No i didnt, but i like the joke so its being spread.
dont like it then dont read it.
#36
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he was talking to me.

No i didnt, but i like the joke so its being spread.
dont like it then dont read it.


It seems the ability to detect sarcasm hasn't come your way.

And, this is a forum. If I chose not to read everything I found stupid, I'd be psychic.
#37
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he was talking to me.

No i didnt, but i like the joke so its being spread.
dont like it then dont read it.



Most of us can't really make that decision in that short amount of time


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#38
Eric Johnson stuff
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so what you're saying is that, after getting out of the water naked with 5+ guys, you thought that once the girls were around you had better get some clothes on?

.......
#39
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TS just better make sure he's turned up to 11 before he plays it for her. and it had better be in Dobly


How does one turn a Piano up to 11?
#40
^with the power of stonehenge.

no honestly i just figured he'd like...transcribe it to guitar or something...shit get off my back, i dont gotta prove shit to you


jk, love you babe
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Most of us can't really make that decision in that short amount of time


"I cum....wait. NOPE! not this time!"

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