#4
lulz have ensued.
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The time I fell on my face on a trampoline and cracked my neck, then proceded to run around the yard in a blind panic screaming "I hope I'm not paralyzed! OH GOD I THINK I'M PARALYZED!"
#7
i had sex yesterday for the first time..now i have growths...
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#9
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I don't care what you say, genital warts aren't all that bad.


I'd choose crabs any day. I mean those aren't so unsightly. And warts? come 'on, who wants those? --It's like you ****ed a frog!
#12
Hey, Pit, what do you think of genital warts?

Well, that's the end of this thread.
Daron. The Pit loves you.
daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#16
Quote by Every Person who has ever existed
I want to **** Cameronrobson!

Make sure to wear a condom! Safe sex is smart sex!
two and a half men.
#17
Quote by newaccount
I love the c*ck




...actually i'm 450 pages late (backwards:early)

but this thread s*cks
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#18
Hey guys....some terrorists just crashed two planes into the World Trade Center...what do you think is going to happen?
Play the man, Master Ridley; we shall this day light such a candle, by God's grace, in England, as I trust shall never be put out.
#22
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how are we supposed to know when the thread ends?


the thread already ended. u should be asking how you are supposed to know when the thread STARTS.
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That sexy foods thread has made me get a craving for some penis cake.
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I luff Quizzy
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Well you can just put yourself right in me
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by that time it was like six am, sleep sounded just as good as getting off
#23
im so confused...


Saying the Red Hot Chili Peppers have no talent is like saying Guy Fawkes didn't have an epic mustache.
#27
/void/
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#28
oh SHIT GUYS ! I just realised the pics I posted on page 7 were UNDERAGE!
two and a half men.
#29
?etirsihtniodima
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I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged


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You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
#30
Jesus. that's the most disgusting thing i've ever read on the pit. It's even worthy of 4chan

ugh.


who dares to step up to the challenge?
--F-F-T-S---
--EbOla----
---name pending?--

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No. Everybody dies. And one day, given that your relationship doesn't crash and burn like so many do, one of you will end up deep in sorrow while watching the other one die.


#31
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?etirsihtniodima


...no
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!