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#1
do you fap?

searchbar didnt come up with anything...


so how often?

for me its sporadic but to average it once a day..
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#2
5-10 a week. It's really random for me.

I did it 5 times yesterday.

Just thought you'd like to know.
#4
One-three times per day.
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#5
usually once a day. i cant really do more than one because i get burnt out on it real easy.

oh ya and make a poll.
#6
1-2 times a day. I've started to do it less now since I've got better things to do. That and it feels really good to masturbate if you haven't done so for a couple of days.
#7
daily wouldnt exactly be sporatic
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#8
yeah its random but its usually once a day...

it sometimes goes as to so many it hurts horribly to touch it or think about it
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#9
Lies! There has been a thread on this! And I'm on a withdrawal from it now
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#12
wow, i don't fap that often, used to be about once a day or once every two days, but now it's like 2-3 times a week
#13
i believ there has been on a trhead on this

though I am human, and humans are fallible
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#15
yeah one time i waited 6 months...and that was the best/worst experience ever...best..but the after math sucked
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#16
i have a feeling that this thread will be one of the biggest in the pit's history lol
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#17
You didn't find any fap threads in The Pit? Really?

You're either blind or dumb.
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i have a feeling that this thread will be one of the biggest in the pit's history lol


haha..i would add a poll but i dont know how to after i made the thread


yeah but has anyone had those moments or whatever when you got a good 7 in one day..possible 2 over a 2 hour time period?

oh damn it hurts so bad...
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#19
over 9000!!!!


actually around 4-7 times a week.
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#20
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You didn't find any fap threads in The Pit? Really?

You're either blind or dumb.



i looked...and there were discussions in random threads about it momentarily...but they were either locked or irrelevant
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#21
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1-2 times a day. I've started to do it less now since I've got better things to do. That and it feels really good to masturbate if you haven't done so for a couple of days.

Yep, its true.

I masturbate at least 3-5 times a week...

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#23
Fap?

Ew

Pervs....


*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap* Feels good man
#24
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But yeah, usually once every three days. I always felt like a loser doing it once a day, so i tried to cut it to once a week.
I just don't have that much self restrain.
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#26
lol yea it kinda fluxuates with the tides of the moon. but in all seriousness, it depends on what i got goin on that day. if im just chillin by myself at home, i might crank a few out, rather than if im up all night studying for a test. but fapping really does help to relieve stress in certain situations. i also seem to be more likely to do it like 3 times a day every other day than to do it like once a day forever.
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#28
half a fap a day.
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#29
actually, come to think of it, its more like 2-3 times a week, usually on weekends when i can stay up late and look at porn.
#31
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actually, come to think of it, its more like 2-3 times a week, usually on weekends when i can stay up late and look at porn.



i wish i had the luxury...my mom is like a freaking bat...she hears everything..and she has eyes like a hawk..so she sees everything...it doesnt work for me...she comes in my room at all hours a night and while i am out of the house she searches my room and internet/computer files...
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#32
like 3 times every night

It's become a chore.
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#33
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like 3 times every night

It's become a chore.



yeah


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i wish i had the luxury...my mom is like a freaking bat...she hears everything..and she has eyes like a hawk..so she sees everything...it doesnt work for me...she comes in my room at all hours a night and while i am out of the house she searches my room and internet/computer files...



haha that sucks, luckily my mom is practically deaf, completely oblivious, and knows nothing about computers or any other electronics.
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haha that sucks, luckily my mom is practically deaf, completely oblivious, and knows nothing about computers or any other electronics.


Same here! *high-five!* wait, one second, let me wipe that white stuff off my hand first...
#37
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half a fap a day.

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#38
Till my penis can't take anymore.
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i looked...and there were discussions in random threads about it momentarily...but they were either locked or irrelevant

Jokes of course. Didn't mean to come off as a prick.
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