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#1
All right, so I saw the thread on how many times you fap, and people are posting their records as to how many times a day [18] and I was wondering, as weird as it may seem, your timing. Both Average and record timing[record time is obviously based on time, but you decide if longer or shorter is worth mentioning]


My record was under 10 seconds. It was after that hypnosis thing someone posted. Didn't work for me, but I could feel it, so I was like... **** it.

>.<
#2
minimum recharge time i need is 10-15 minutes, and that only gets longer the more i do it. most is 5 a day tho. after that it just starts to hurt and you get all dry and chafe-y on the old schlong.
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#3
well i have a unique way of fapping..not like the traditional/standard way of fapping..which means i can fap and be down with it quicker..

so fastest = 30 seconds-1 minute

longest=30-40 minutes

average=7 minutes
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#5
I think 7, it really started to hurt after that.
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At what point does this bullshit constitute spam?


never.
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#7
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well i have a unique way of fapping..not like the traditional/standard way of fapping..which means i can fap and be down with it quicker..

so fastest = 30 seconds-1 minute

longest=30-40 minutes

average=7 minutes


Someone's been testing in the lab again I see. What did your results tell you Mr FretMan?
#8
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At what point does this bullshit constitute spam?

Agreed. This is completely unnecessary, and I don't even want to know why everyone feels the need to post how many times you've masturbated in a day.
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#9
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I think 7, it really started to hurt after that.
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Someone's been testing in the lab again I see. What did your results tell you Mr FretMan?



i love you imdeth...your amazing..anyways


well the longer i go the better the feeling it is after...

the shorter i go the better satisfaction to effort is

the average is just how fast i can get it done if i try hard and put my mind to it...given that in the thread posted i do it every night
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#11
Fastest: 55 seconds
Longest: 2 and a half hours
Average: 30 minutes-45 minutes
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#12
amazing Fretman, what is your amazing way of fapping? describe it
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#13
Keep in mind these are just approximations:

Shortest: A little less than a minute
Longest: 45 minutes
Average: 5-10 minutes.

Most in one day: 7, I think.
#14
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Fastest: 55 seconds
Longest: 2 and a half hours
Average: 30 minutes-45 minutes



so you take it nice and slow..lol

i do the quick (have the feeling) then slow..repeat cycle
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#15
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amazing Fretman, what is your amazing way of fapping? describe it



ok well normally you grab it all the way and pump...like you would grab a knife or something...(hopefully you get the idea)

i do a flat hand way where it just rub up and down and in circular motion while applying slight pressure

i could make a diagram in ms paint but idk if its allowed
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#16
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Fastest: 55 seconds
Longest: 2 and a half hours
Average: 30 minutes-45 minutes



o.O are you god?


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amazing Fretman, what is your amazing way of fapping? describe it


and yes, divulge your secrets please.
#17
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o.O are you god?

I'm really not. I'm sure if I tried I could get it under 55 seconds, but I can go for hours. It's all technique.
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#18
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I'm really not. I'm sure if I tried I could get it under 55 seconds, but I can go for hours. It's all technique.



well i could probably go for hours if i had the willpower, but just the temptation of the end is too much to pass up. i wanna try for a longer time but im always like "aww fuck it, its comin!"
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Oh my god this thread is ****ed up
Your asking another dude how he masturbates
That crosses the really ****in queer line
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#20
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Oh my god this thread is ****ed up
Your asking another dude how he masturbates
That crosses the really ****in queer line



Your name is Spooni Shaq and you title says "look behind you".

This implies rape, on hundreds of men that view it.
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#21
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Oh my god this thread is ****ed up
Your asking another dude how he masturbates
That crosses the really ****in queer line



someone isnt comfortable with their sexuality
#22
thats not amazing at all
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#23
ok hopefully this isnt banworthy..if it is i will remove it...

excuse my crappy ms paint skills and the diagram might be hard to understand

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#24
Shortest: As soon as I touched it... it was like 30 seconds after a blowjob
Longest: 2 hours, took it nice and slow
Average: 5 minutes if I'm in a hurry, which I usually am
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someone isnt comfortable with their sexuality


Someone needs less hand on penis action
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#27
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haha that pic is amazing



haha yeah i did it in like a minute...but do you get what i was trying to explain?
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#29
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Someone needs less hand on penis action


Someone has never had "anything on penis" action. It's fun.
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#30
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haha yeah i did it in like a minute...but do you get what i was trying to explain?



yeah makes sense.. im gonna try it tonight.... that is in a few minutes.
#31
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Someone has never had "anything on penis" action. It's fun.



he must be that kid on youtube with the ****ed up grill..the thread was up earlier..something about porn is for losers or something..haha
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#32
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haha yeah i did it in like a minute...but do you get what i was trying to explain?

I'm sorry but I can't help interpret that as "Penis! Stop! Go around!"

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#33
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Someone needs less hand on penis action

Less hand on penis? Why would anyone want less?
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#34
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yeah makes sense.. im gonna try it tonight.... that is in a few minutes.



great technique i learned it on accident it was my first fap..lol

it works quicker and feels great

good luck with it man..may take a while to get the hang of it..let the pit know how it goes
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#35
amazing Fretman... your penis is backwards???
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#36
Yea lets all talk about masturbation, Cause its only fun if we talk about it with other dudes.

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#37
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I'm sorry but I can't help interpret that as "Penis! Stop! Go around!"



oh its flat hand on your dick (the top part when its hard) and you move up and down (forward and back or whatever you think of it as) while also going side to side...so kind of a circular motion...and apply some pressure as well
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#38
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amazing Fretman... your penis is backwards???



no no no...it was from your point of view..when its up...and its resting up on your body..ughh like i said the diagram sucks kinda
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#39
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oh its flat hand on your dick (the top part when its hard) and you move up and down (forward and back or whatever you think of it as) while also going side to side...so kind of a circular motion...and apply some pressure as well

So kind of like wax on wax off but without the wax off part huh?

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#40
Lol i'm just saying, maybe do something more constructive like i dunno, play your guitar?
Masturbating is all well and good but discussing it with a bunch of dudes on the internet is a little obsessive...


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