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Thats right I have heard lots of people talking about it and if it happens what the **** are we all gonna do?
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One time I was getting head from my (now ex) girlfriend, I blew my load in her mouth and she spat it back in my face. Seriously.

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#2
This is that federation of light crap right?

Lol my friend believes this garbage its saddening.
#5
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Thats right I have heard lots of people talking about it and if it happens what the **** are we all gonna do?

Rape them. Duh...
"Why should we subsidise intellectual curiosity?"
-Ronald Reagan

"Knowledge is in every country the surest basis of public happiness."
-George Washington
#8
Gather up some people with picket signs with "GO BACK TO GWARZENBLECK" painted on them.
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
#12
Well. We have to ask the Jedi Council. I'll probably fight alongside Master Windu.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#13
Pikachu i choose you!
Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcastic mister know it all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you cause
With the birds I'll share
This lonely view
#14
Okay I'll say it:

Cum blood!
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A few years a ago, I played with it alot and got my time down to 42 secs. Right now, I'm probably around a 55 sec average.
#15
are you joking? -.-

help them make accounts on ug so we can have more weaird and fun pepo...things to talk to
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You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
#16
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Rape them. Duh...


Green babies aren't easely accepted on Earth.
...What!?
#17
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Masturbate... furiously.... in groups.


GANG BANG!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#20
I hope they come. I've got a midterm tomorrow which I haven't really begun studying for.

And then another the next day, and another on Friday. I'll take any excuse I can get for slacking off with my studies.
#21
That's easy, we tell them that we've put Sarah Crazy Palin in charge of earth and then let them meet her, they'll be so scared of how insanely crazy she is that they'll leave, apologise profusely and then give us presents and beg us to leave them alone.
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#23
Quote by Ergin
Green babies aren't easely accepted on Earth.


well it'd technically be a half-green half-white baby

it'd just look like it was about to vomit 24/7
#26
listen to Hangar 18!

EDIT:
Quote by Sicko 21X7
let chuck norris handle it

aight, but i want a harder assignment next time!

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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what this man says is correct.


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WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

n00b
#27
Tomorrow?

Fúck I'm busy tomorrow.

Tell them to come back saturday.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#28
as like all predictions .. its not going to happen

but if they do, I'll f*ck everything that has a pulse !
they better not have a pulse


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#29
Quote by Empathica1928
well it'd technically be a half-green half-white baby

it'd just look like it was about to vomit 24/7


Not necesseraly.
...What!?
#30
If aliens come I will personally eat every ones ass.

Twice.

I can safely wager that cus that shit ain't happenin!
#33
"they come in love, to help us"

I don't want that sh1t, shoot 'em down!
Hi I'm
Mr. JimBo R. Insane
#34
Quote by Freddedonna
Omg Get To Da Choppah!!!


Caps lock.

Cruise control for cool.
#37
yah sure. bullshit.
What are you dense?
Are you retarded or something?
Who the hell do you think I am?
I'm the goddamn Batman.

April 19th, 2011: The Night of the Boob

#38
federation of light? where can i find info on this, it's not on wikipedia...
...because the last thing the world needs is another metal guitarist.

Me.

My band.

I like Fall Out Boy. I don't like you.
#40
the funny thing is..if there wrong *which they are), will prove there is no alines.
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You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
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