#1
So, I'm at a buddeh's house and we're bored as hell. We can't find any songs we wanna learn, and there's nothing on TV. So, i ask you Pit,


WHAT SHOULD I DO?!
#2
well the usual pit answers.
rape
fap
circle jerk
cum blood
murder then rape
and a combination of all the above.
#3
Fap, then rape, circle jerk, then cum some blood, murder, necrophilia, FUN! ...then Fap

...ohh wait a sec

srsly
Geetar!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#5
fap to some god ol p0rno
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#6
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well the usual pit answers.
rape
fap
circle jerk
cum blood
murder then rape
and a combination of all the above.
That's really impressive for a 3-month-er.
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#8
limp biscuit
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#9
Quote by caskettheclown
well the usual pit answers.
rape
fap
circle jerk
cum blood
murder then rape
and a combination of all the above.


you nailed it
#12
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That's really impressive for a 3-month-er.

thank you

i forgot some but i wanted to leave some for the rest of the thread
#13
Go to the mall!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#15
learn I Touch Myself by The Divinyls...then touch yourselves....

or download the new Gojira album, The Way Of All Flesh. Im listening now, its pretty damn good!
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#16
u should ask ur friend if he thinks its gay if 2 guys watch eachother fap. depending on his answer (assuming its a male), u may have a new activity for the evening.
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#17
get arseholed?

get some females round?
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#19
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well the usual pit answers.
rape
fap
circle jerk
cum blood
murder then rape
and a combination of all the above.


you forgot barrel roll.
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#20
Gay sex is out of the question. As well as fapping. gimme some good song ideas. Old school rock or metal preferred...
#21
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Gay sex is out of the question. As well as fapping. gimme some good song ideas. Old school rock or metal preferred...


Electric Six - Gaybar? They are teh br00talz
#24
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weed


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#26
Pink Floyd. King Crimson.

And/or weed.
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what's the point in being "philiosophical"?

Interesting question...
#28
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Gay sex is out of the question. As well as fapping. gimme some good song ideas. Old school rock or metal preferred...

ohhhhhh
so your friend has a small pecker?