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#1
How do you respond?

So the situation is this: year 12 coordinator tells prefects they have to crack down on people from our school smoking at the station next to school (me and my friends). Instead of approaching us and telling us that from now on they have to tell on us (as the teacher suggested), this rat slut waits for me to light up before ratting me out.

Schoolies is drawing near, and lo and behold, she's going to a place very near the place we are going to. It would be easy if it was a guy - a straightforward beating - but how do I exact revenge on a girl for this?

Last year a girl prefect ratted us out, and I tipped her locker over, superglued it shut etc, but I nearly got caught for that and if I did anything like that to this rat it would be pretty obvious to the teachers who did it.

So, any suggestions? And just suggestions in general on how to punish people you can't beat...
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#2
Rape?
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#3
You get your girlfriend to kick her ass.

If you don't have a gf you start a nasty rumor - like she has the clap - about her.
#6
cum blood on her...
thats how cannibal corpse would do it...
Just be pure evil to balance out her goody-goody act
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#8
Oh how dare she tell teachers that you were doing something you weren't supposed to be doing

What a ****ing bitch!

Grow up already
#9
Here's an idea: stop smoking at the station near your school. If you arent breaking the rules, you wouldnt get ratted on.

Why is it so hard for people to understand that when you get in trouble, it's YOUR fault and no one elses? You shouldnt seek revenge on someone that is doing whats right.
Last edited by NoBC14 at Oct 14, 2008,
#10
FALCCCCOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
PUNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

or

rub your nutz when your all sweaty and then rub your hands on her face......
it has to be like a fat person in the desert sweaty though, like youve been running for hours
#12
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Oh how dare she tell teachers that you were doing something you weren't supposed to be doing

What a ****ing bitch!

Grow up already


Quote by NoBC14
Here's an idea: stop smoking at the station near your school. If you arent breaking the rules, you wouldnt get ratted on.

Why is it so hard for people to understand that when they get ratted on, they 99% of the time deserve it?


The point is that she had every opportunity to DO AS THE TEACHER SUGGESTED and warn us not to smoke. She ratted us out because she'd rather get us in trouble than help us avoid trouble. Anyway, no more time do deal with fags like you two, I'll just ignore similar posts from now on. By the way, NoBC, why are quit smoking campaigns a multi-million dollar industry if it's so fuckin easy??


By the way, I can't spread rumours about STIs because she is a virgin.
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#13
Here is another idea.

Get her email address and hack it. send a lezbo love letter to the girl who is the biggest c++t loudmouth in the school.
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#16
Get over it?
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#17
Smack her bang on the side of the head. Slut.
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#19
Step 1: grow/purchase some testicles
Step 2: Edit post to not make you sound childish
Step 3: Smoke somewhere else?
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#20
Do you have any lesbian friends? Get them to smack her down. Hard.

Or, quit smoking?
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#21
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Here is another idea.

Get her email address and hack it. send a lezbo love letter to the girl who is the biggest c++t loudmouth in the school.


That is awesome! Thanks haha
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#22
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The point is that she had every opportunity to DO AS THE TEACHER SUGGESTED and warn us not to smoke. She ratted us out because she'd rather get us in trouble than help us avoid trouble. Anyway, no more time do deal with fags like you two, I'll just ignore similar posts from now on. By the way, NoBC, why are quit smoking campaigns a multi-million dollar industry if it's so fuckin easy??

By the way, I can't spread rumours about STIs because she is a virgin.



'By the way, I can't spread rumours about STIs because she is a virgin.'

You're gonna let that stop you?
#24
Quote by GiantRaven
Oh how dare she tell teachers that you were doing something you weren't supposed to be doing

What a ****ing bitch!

Grow up already

Amen.

God I'm so sick of seeing guys posting here "If it was a guy I could just beat him up"

What does violence solve exactly?

Oh wait I know, they're going to shake your hand and say "Thanks I deserved that, no hard feelings!", and not want to take out any form of "revenge" on you at all silly me.
#25
How can people from your school enforce rules at a different location?

That's like me telling the guy across the road not to do something.

But seriously, why not get your head outta your ass and stop smoking in the first place. Little know fact...smoking doesn't make you cool
#26
They deserve ( ) physical abuse just as much as any guy. Gender discriminating

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#27
haharr i gotz a guld ideya! sum bich did 'er job 'n now im in trubbl! wut du i doo??!?!?!

thats how you come across.

grow some testicles and let it go.

or quit smoking
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'By the way, I can't spread rumours about STIs because she is a virgin.'

You're gonna let that stop you?


Well, yea. She's a nerd, really ugly, got a moustache going, afro haircut, everything. It'd be like saying 'that Downer over there, yea, i heard she got fucked on the weekend and now has herpes' there is nobody in the world thats gonna believe that shit


I don't care about reputation, I have a few good friends at this school who wouldn't care if I walked up to this girl and punched her in the face, other than that just a bunch of losers I don't care about. My 'reputation' is already shot anyway
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A nice open palmed slap on the behind should do the trick.
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#30
Dude, you're such a douche. A girl reports inappropriate behavior, and you **** up her locker in return? It this kind of double standard, assininety that create a fear of beinga good person. Maybe if you weren't so attached to your god damn smokes (which you shouldn't use in the first place) you wouldn't be in this situation. Moral of the story is stop smoking, and be a nice person. That girl did the right thing.
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#31
give her a big ol' cockslap, right across the check! "BAD girl! BAD!!1"
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#32
Quote by NoBC14
Here's an idea: stop smoking at the station near your school. If you arent breaking the rules, you wouldnt get ratted on.

Why is it so hard for people to understand that when you get in trouble, it's YOU'RE fault and no one elses? You shouldnt seek revenge on someone that is doing whats right.


agreed!

you aren't supposed to so **** off and leave her alone. she isn't doing anything wrong..
#33
Quote by GiantRaven
Oh how dare she tell teachers that you were doing something you weren't supposed to be doing

What a ****ing bitch!

Grow up already

No one likes a tattle.

I say you get a girl friend to beat her up for you.

Or even better, go out with her, **** her, dump her in front of all her friends. Make sure it's humiliating.
#34
Quote by Rhitard
Amen.

God I'm so sick of seeing guys posting here "If it was a guy I could just beat him up"

What does violence solve exactly?

Oh wait I know, they're going to shake your hand and say "Thanks I deserved that, no hard feelings!", and not want to take out any form of "revenge" on you at all silly me.


On the net it seems like noone actually knows what violence is.

Quote by Chrisnw22
How can people from your school enforce rules at a different location?

That's like me telling the guy across the road not to do something.

But seriously, why not get your head outta your ass and stop smoking in the first place. Little know fact...smoking doesn't make you cool



Little known fact: smoking is hard to stop. You're probably right, I probably did start smoking because I thought it was cool. That doesn't make it any easier to quit 5 years later though
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#35
Break into her house in the dead of night, kidnap her in a potato sack, and sell her as a slave on the black market.

....

I mean, DON'T do that. That would probably be bad.
#36
Quote by SenorSmiley
You get your girlfriend to kick her ass.

If you don't have a gf you start a nasty rumor - like she has the clap - about her.

X2, or just try to be civil.
#37
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By the way, NoBC, why are quit smoking campaigns a multi-million dollar industry if it's so fuckin easy??


Please forgive me for expecting you to be able to read. I said "stop smoking at the station near your school," not "stop smoking."

The point is, you got in trouble for doing something you knew you werent supposed to be doing. If you already know you arent supposed to be doing it, you dont need nor deserve a warning. You got in trouble for breaking the rules, get over it.
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Dude, you're such a douche. A girl reports inappropriate behavior, and you **** up her locker in return? It this kind of double standard, assininety that create a fear of beinga good person. Maybe if you weren't so attached to your god damn smokes (which you shouldn't use in the first place) you wouldn't be in this situation. Moral of the story is stop smoking, and be a nice person. That girl did the right thing.


Shouldn't use? I'm 19 years old and can afford it, so why shouldn't I?

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agreed!

you aren't supposed to so **** off and leave her alone. she isn't doing anything wrong..


Ratting me out in itself isnt wrong. But she flaunts the rules, leaving school during school hours, wearing non-uniform, cheating on assessments etc. Which makes it more frustrating that she rats me out yet is worse than me
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#39
"YOU'RE"


Quote by TechnicolorType
agreed!

you aren't supposed to so **** off and leave her alone. she isn't doing anything wrong..


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