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#4
umm im married, and ive had way more partners then i can count, so id say ive seen just about everything
#7
I've seen all of both, porn works wonders.
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#9
Quote by metaldud536
I recall one lass showing me her ankle. Those were great times.

so it was you at the Islamic strip club!
you still owe her like 50 bucks for the wrist dance to
#12
Quote by metaldud536
I recall one lass showing me her ankle. Those were great times.



You saw a lass's ankle?!!?! That sounds like a saucy jaunter.

What was it like?! I have only heard of such things . . .


but seriously, TS, are you 13 or something?
There may be times when it is impossible to prevent injustice, but there should never be a time when we fail to protest it.


Take a trip down the Scenic River


Call me Charlie.
#14
Boobs. That's as far as it went.
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HOLY HELL.

nice discovery, sir.


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#15
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but seriously, TS, are you 13 or something?


My thoughts exactly. Most people (from my observations) lose there virginity by 15 or 16. So. I have seen everything.
#17
Quote by caskettheclown
so it was you at the Islamic strip club!
you still owe her like 50 bucks for the wrist dance to

Pffft. I'm not paying anything. I got to see her face too. For FREE! I give her a 5/10 though.
#18
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I've dissected all the way to the liver, but still much more work to be done.

Possibly the best response ever

Oh, and all of both. Like someone else said, the joy of porn, which I don't watch any more

<_<

>_>

*backs away slowly*
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But wouldn't all that be worth it to ride a zebra around campus? Perhaps dressed in chainmail? Maybe with a plastic sword and a wench who may or may not just be a prostitute?


#19
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I've dissected all the way to the liver, but still much more work to be done.



hahaha. i think this wins. but you should have made it more creepy. something like "well, when i found her she was nearly whole. i looked her over from scalp to toenail and decided i wanted more. i wanted to see more of this darling i discovered. so i cut her chest open and splayed her ribcage open. let me tell you, that was more woman than i could handle. the blood got all over my reindeer sweater too.
so i rebagged her and put her into the freezer in the shed. it's a shame things had to go this way but i'm sure she'd understand if she were still breathing. noone dirties up my reindeer sweater without paying the price.
within you lay everything
every key
every secret

untouched and in plain sight
#20
Quote by metaldud536
Pffft. I'm not paying anything. I got to see her face too. For FREE! I give her a 5/10 though.


OMG!!!
what did you do for that!
a foot rub or something?!!??
#21
Quote by staticoverdub
hahaha. i think this wins. but you should have made it more creepy. something like "well, when i found her she was nearly whole. i looked her over from scalp to toenail and decided i wanted more. i wanted to see more of this darling i discovered. so i cut her chest open and splayed her ribcage open. let me tell you, tha was mrore woman than i could handle. all over my reindeer sweater too.
so i rebagged her and put her into the freezer in the shed. it's a shame things had to go this way but i'm sure she'd understand if she were still breathing. noone dirties up my reindeer sweater without paying the price.



Yeeaaaa....shoulda said that...


*backs away slowly*
#22
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Yeeaaaa....shoulda said that...


*backs away slowly*



hey now, in terrible threads made by 11... no, 9 year olds we have to make our own fun.
within you lay everything
every key
every secret

untouched and in plain sight
#23
I've held a human brain
(no joke, field trip to a medical university mourge)
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#24
Quote by iceman_8319
I've held a human brain
(no joke, field trip to a medical university mourge)



Did you eat it to gain knowledge?
#25
Lol, I had a drawing class where we had a nude model. Then the teacher said we would be drawing a nude male model the next week, and I promptly dropped the class. I'm not going to be sitting there drawing some dude's schlong.
#26
Quote by IEatOrphans
bewb.

That is all.




You're lucky. I got nothing wait there was that time... oh, sorry that was that hobo.
#27
Quote by matt062286
Lol, I had a drawing class where we had a nude model. Then the teacher said we would be drawing a nude male model the next week, and I promptly dropped the class. I'm not going to be sitting there drawing some dude's schlong.



Hmmm . . . sounds like someone is a little insecure about their sexuality . . .
There may be times when it is impossible to prevent injustice, but there should never be a time when we fail to protest it.


Take a trip down the Scenic River


Call me Charlie.
#28
All of it/them.
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#29
Quote by matt062286
Lol, I had a drawing class where we had a nude model. Then the teacher said we would be drawing a nude male model the next week, and I promptly dropped the class. I'm not going to be sitting there drawing some dude's schlong.


I see somebodys a little insecure with themselves.
#30
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Did you eat it to gain knowledge?


Nah, It looked rather unappetizing. It was old and dried out and I had nothing to wash it down with.

Plus, I was wearing medical rubber gloves, and that'll ruin the taste of anything.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#31
I went swimming over at some hotel with a few girls in my class, and two of them forgot their swimming suits and went swimming in just their underwear and bras.

So really, I could see everything, because after they jumped in the water and got out, you could see their bare nips through the bra and the other girl bent over and I literally saw it all. Literally. And I got excited, and after the swimming session was over, I had to tell them that I'll catch up with them later. And as they left for the change room, I was sitting in the hot tub, desperately trying to push down my excitedness.
I will soon perish from this lethal injection called love.
#32
yes, everything. of both.

it seems like all the 13-year-olds (or 13-year-old minded) are the only ones that really freak out about it.

EDIT: especially ^^^^^this guy.
UG POKER!
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TL;DR: Saw a girl at Wal-Mart, she started feeling me up, I jizzed in my pants.

Shit, I'm so pathetic.

[quote="'[BurnTheDusk"]']I agree, tone does sound better the closer your genitals are to the ground.

Crabcore?

UNACCEPTABLE
#33
Everything.
I'm 21, I lost my virginity at 14. I had more than my share of partners. I just had sex this afternoon.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


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#34
Quote by JeanMi36
Everything.
I'm 21, I lost my virginity at 14. I had more than my share of partners. I just had sex this afternoon.


Somebody get this guy a cookie.
#35
Quote by matt062286
Lol, I had a drawing class where we had a nude model. Then the teacher said we would be drawing a nude male model the next week, and I promptly dropped the class. I'm not going to be sitting there drawing some dude's schlong.

Figu Drawing Class
/B&B reference


And on topic... All of it. Was just in the shower with her yesterday.
When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this I cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
#36
Quote by metaldud536
I recall one lass showing me her ankle. Those were great times.

whered you find a floosie like that?
in my neighborhood standard dress for women is a jumpsuit covered in at least 12 shawls(not to mention 14 pieces of flair)
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#37
Wow seriously??

You never did the whole "ill show you mine if you show me yours" as a 3rd grader ?
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#38
Quote by yellowfrizbee
Wow seriously??

You never did the whole "ill show you mine if you show me yours" as a 3rd grader ?



well I did it WITH a 3rd grader....


>_>


<_<
#40
Quote by SeveralSpecies
well I did it WITH a 3rd grader....


>_>


<_<



The kiddies love you
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