Poll: Which intern?
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Samantha Bee
3 7%
Lewis Black
7 16%
Wyatt Cenac
5 12%
John Hodgman
0 0%
Jason Jones
0 0%
Aasif Mandvi
2 5%
John Oliver
20 47%
Rob Riggle
6 14%
Voters: 43.
#1
Pretty obvious, please wait a bit for the poll because i can't spell all their names and I'm copying from the website. This is just the interns listed on the website so i may miss some old ones.


EDIT: Sorry I missed Demetri Martin and Larry Wilmore, oh well.


Anyway, my vote is for Wyatt Cenac, he's new and is really good.
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#2
such a difficult decision....


EDIT: how could you forget Kristen Schaal????
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#4
They're correspondents. Not interns.


And, for me, it's a toss up between Mandvi, Oliver, and Hodgman.

Cenac, for new talent, is great, but I haven't been able to watch enough recently to get a good idea of what he's like.

The others are class, as well, but I just don't like them as much as the above three.
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#5
dude it's all lewis black
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#7
Quote by fallenangel20
They're correspondents. Not interns.



Oops lmao
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Oops lmao

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#9
Rob Riggle
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#10
Oliver and Hodgman are the best now, but Dan Bakkedahl (or however you spell it) and Stephen Colbert rule over all eras of Daily Show correspondents.
#11
John Oliver is brilliant.
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#12
correct me if i'm wrong, but didn't stephen colbert start as a daily show correspondent?


in which case, i vote him as the best
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correct me if i'm wrong, but didn't stephen colbert start as a daily show correspondent?


in which case, i vote him as the best



These are current correspondent, plus if I put him he'd obviously get all the votes, and that's unfair because of people who prefer that show over the daily show.
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#14
John Oliver, with Wyatt taking second after his "my name is not toby" thing
#18
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Holy ****in hell im in tears! Ive seen it before too god that great when his voice almost gives out to laughter.
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Holy ****in hell im in tears! Ive seen it before too god that great when his voice almost gives out to laughter.

I saw it the night it aired. I was literally rolling on the floor.

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#20
Bee.

I find her attractive.

Too bad that one guy got to tap that.
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#21
Holy crap did anyone just see Colbert's conversation with HAL 9000?
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#22
The daily show sucks, and most of the characters on it are better than john stewart.

I love how Colberts show is tons funnier than the daily show
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#23
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The daily show sucks, and most of the characters on it are better than john stewart.

I love how Colberts show is tons funnier than the daily show



Shut up the daily show pwns colbert.
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#24
Why would you love that when it only limits your entertainment options
#25
How does it limit my entertainment options, I have 69 other channels that I would prefer to watch over having to listen to john stewarts stupid liberal shit all the time.
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#26
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How does it limit my entertainment options, I have 69 other channels that I would prefer to watch over having to listen to john stewarts stupid liberal shit all the time.



why dont you **** off? this is totally irrelevant.
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#27
you could have 70

and colbert is just as liberal

i suppose his sarcasm flies over your bitchy lil head
#28
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How does it limit my entertainment options, I have 69 other channels that I would prefer to watch over having to listen to john stewarts stupid liberal shit all the time.

..........So you prefer the liberal views of Colbert more?


He's not actually a conservative. He's a liberal who satirises conservatives, because he knows they're insane.


o_O
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#29
ntchode,Colbert is a parody of the newscasters of Fox News.
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#30
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..........So you prefer the liberal views of Colbert more?


He's not actually a conservative. He's a liberal who satirises conservatives, because he knows they're insane.


o_O

I've read that apparently he only considers himself liberal because he disagrees with modern conservative viewpoints.

On topic: I love Rob Riggle's segments solely for how ridiculous he can be at the right times. His Beijing coverage had some of the funniest segments I'd seen on the show in awhile.
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#31
I think you guys are missing the entire point of the show. John Stewart is a daily liberal news show, and the colbert report is a satirical emulation of the Oreilly Factor.

Im not saying colbert is conservative, but he doesn't make fun of all things republican, just the things they have wrong.

He does much more liberal bashing than conservative in the shows that ive seen.
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#32
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I think you guys are missing the entire point of the show. John Stewart is a daily liberal news show, and the colbert report is a satirical emulation of the Oreilly Factor.

Im not saying colbert is conservative, but he doesn't make fun of all things republican, just the things they have wrong.

He does much more liberal bashing than conservative in the shows that ive seen.

All part of the act.
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#33
well either way, the point is that Colbert is funny and Stewart hasn't had a joke that didn't fall flat in years.
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#34
I couldn't decide between Aasif Mandvi, John Olliver, and Samantha Bee. I went with John Olliver because he also had a fantastic stand-up special, with Aasif in second because he was in Spider-Man 2.
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#36
i dont really count Lewis Black.

so besides him, Riggle and Oliver are both great.


besides those two, i find the others hit or miss usually.

Riggle and Oliver are pretty consistently funny.
#37
In order:

Lewis Black
Demetri Martin (I'd go gay for him)
John Oliver
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