Damn I wish it was 30 minutes. As well as Robot Chicken.

Anyways discuss this kickass show. Skwisgar is funny as hell, just the way that he interprets things.

Skwisgar: *jamming coffee filter into toaster* "These dildos give us a lifetime supply of coffee but no instructions on hows to cook it?"

Anyways discuss!
i can make all the blood go to my face and give myself reall cool'z blowjob!
toki thats not a blowjob thats a nose bleed.

i swear i love that show
"I'd rather DIE than go to Heaven!"

Murderface makes me laugh. But yea, Toki and Skwisgar are the best. I have season 1 on dvd, waiting for number 2....
My Old Progressive Metal Band:
For fans of Between The Buried and Me, Dream Theater, Cynic.

My New Progressive Rock/Djent Band:
Wings Denied
For fans of Deftones, Tesseract, Periphery, Karnivool, Cynic.
Dethtour 2008!!!!
"That's so brutal"-Nathan Explosion




"So you're telling me you put these guys in boiling hot water and they shriek and turn red and die?"

"Yes, sir."

"That is the most metal thing I have ever heard in my whole life..."

I fucking love that show.
I was watching that episode today lulz. After that Toki is like " but we left all the foods at the foods place!" LOL
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M. Night Shyamallama

There's a Dethklok thread in the metal forum, but yeah the show is somewhat entertaining.
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and my mom then told me to masturbate more.

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Big burly men grunting without shirts on pretty much summed up my childhood.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more look like?
"Are you gonna throw a basket of hot towels at me?!"

"Yeahs, I'm gonna throws a basket of hot towels at yous!"

"Well I don't think you should...!"

"Whys nots!?"

"Because those towels are really hot! You don't throw hot towels at people, you ****ing lunatic!"

I love that show so much....
I think the quality of Metalocalypse has slipped a bit, and I really don't think it's all that great when they make the episodes run 30 minutes. The newer material just isn't as good when it's stretched out over a span of 30 minutes.
I've watched a couple episodes and laughed my ass off. I need to see more.
"Now Tokis, I knows you wants to plays more solos but I is, how you say, way more gooders than you."

That show kicks so much ass.
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you cant make a male musician choose music or sex, its like asking a fat man twinkie or brownie

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it's "I moan" backwards
No, it's I maon.


I WILL one day rule the world, Pm me with the position you want and Ill see if it is open.
Some episodes are two part epidoes that ran for a 30 minute time slot (in season two)
"Nows play me a harmonics minor in the scale of E."

"Ah, like this."


*bucket of red paint hits Toki's head*
Finnish Lake Troll: RRAAAAAAWWWWRR

Explosion: "Idea for most metal song evar: killed by Finnish Lake Troll"
I like Toki best.

I like the one where they're recording the new album, with the whole french toast thing at the beginning.
Dude i hated the series finally except for when they try to suck their own dicks
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Put scotch tape on your penis and icy hot on your balls

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What the hell does that have to do with freeing whales from pirates?
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i saw dethklok with chimaira! i was on the rail, be jealous and stuff.

Damn you.

I had a chance to see them in Chicago but my school said they'd send me to court if I missed any more days.