#1
Ah, the statues change of facebook. Sometimes nothing special, other times funny, but for the most part, ridiculously annoying. I'd like to share with you my collection of the most annoying status changes from a few of my friends.


1. Tanner. This guy is a funny guy, but he just tries too hard on facebook. Here are some of his status':


is ALSJIDUWCSXC:JKSNWFELK:JFGV:KJLHSDFLKJNSC. (This is like the third time he's done this one)

Tanner republicans are the party of fear; democrats are the party of hate.

Tanner is prinkin dlue bowerade.


2. Lauren. This girl has problems with men. She HAS TO let the whoe world know it.


Lauren isnt sure why she thought you would be diffrerent.

Lauren you are rediculous.

Lauren is SO close to giving up.

Lauren is falling.

Lauren is falling...hard.

Lauren think she might have blown it.

Lauren 's huge mouth has hurt others.

Lauren doesnt understand why some think they are better than others. we are all equal.

Lauren everyday you look in the mirror and wonder why you are alone. keep it up, and it will be that way forever.


3. Eric updates his status all the time. They have never been interesting.

Eric is not feelin it today...

Eric is kinda tiredd.

Eric is chillin on a tuesday waiting for laundry...

Eric is studying for mass comm test tommorow.

Eric is in another week of school.

Eric is in another week of school.


Post some things that annoy you about facebook status'.
#2
A few of my friends are Myspace *****s, so it pisses me off to see their status change every 30 minutes, and the change isn't even entertaining.
#3
Dude...hook me up with Lauren, brah.
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#4
i think ***** is a legitimate word and should not be censored.
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#6
ya i agree with this thread. I never update my status. Last time i did was when my favorite band broke up. Last monday.
#7
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Lauren think she might have blown it.

Lauren 's huge mouth has hurt others.


so she puts out?
#9
Quote by The Madcap


Lauren think she might have blown it.

Lauren 's huge mouth has hurt others.


Eric is not feelin it today...

Eric is kinda tiredd.



BAHAHAHA looks like Lauren blew Eric with her huge mouth and it hurt his ****, and now he's not feeling it, and he's tired from all the action he's getting from her.
#11
Quote by The Madcap


Lauren think she might have blown it.

Lauren 's huge mouth has hurt others.

Lauren doesnt understand why some think they are better than others. we are all equal.




Eh?

EDIT: Damn, I got beaten to the punch.
#12
Quote by Merdesa
so she puts out?

See:
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Dude...hook me up with Lauren, brah.

Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



www.myspace.com/tarsusmusic
#13
Quote by TooFast
See:


Ah, well you can have it, I hear her big mouth screws things up, and I'm not up for toothy blow jobs.
#14
I hate the ones where people put their cell number and are like"text me". I'm tempted to call them and harrass them. (Note: These are just random people that have added me. not actual friends)
#15
hahaha i can see why this gets annoying
but i dont have either myspace or facebook
shock!
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#17
I hate the ones that are like

SO and SO is cooking supper
SO and SO is eating supper
So and so is thinking about going to bed


And the worst one ever

So and SO is ....
#18
I know man. I know.


JC is home

JC is driving back home

JC is turning the engine on

JC is getting back into the car

JC says "Good riddance" as the body sinks into the river

JC is throwing the body into the river

JC is carring the body from the car to the riverbank

JC is opening the trunk

JC is getting out of the car, feeling content.

JC is driving to the river, crying out of misery.

JC is about to drive to the river.

JC is throwing the body into the trunk.

JC is wrapping up the body parts into a garbage bag.

JC is chopping up the body.

JC is stripping off her clothes.

JC is throwing the body into the bathtub

JC is smashing his girlfriend unconscious with a frying pan.

JC is reaching a climax of rage.

JC is arguing intensively with his girlfriend for the 56th goddamn time.

JC is trying to not start with this bitch.

JC is getting yelled at again by his girlfriend.

JC is brooding again. His girlfriend just came home.

JC is watching TV, enjoying himself.

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#20
The best one I've come up with was after I studied 20 hours for criminal justice.

"Sam Power has just been fucked by the long hard dick of the law" ... it's from superbad, yet it totally fit. bahaha
#21
does anyone even care what they're doing?
sex, drugs, and rock and roll have turned into aids, needles, and techno..
#22
I dont have a myspace, and I haven't changed my UG profile status in months, but I'm sure there are alot of people who feel they have to let everyone know what is going on at every exact moment of their life, even though anyone who wants to know how the person is probably already knows (ie. friends from school, stalkers peering through the window, etc.).
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#24
I don't have a Facebook...

I have a life.
And profiles on sixty other websites.
#26
Here is how mine usually goes

Vash_08 is fapping

Vash_08 is fapping again

Vash_08 is STILL fapping
#27
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Confuse and Blind are bloody annoying status changes.

Nice!
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#29
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Xiaoxi, I'm afraid I must do that joke right now.

What joke?


...modes and scales are still useless.


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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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But our Band is Listana
#30
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Or maybe The Pit can ocassionally have a topic about things that are annoying.


no. that's not allowed.