#1
I was about to go to sleep when I saw I had a text message on my phone. I looked to see and it was from a number I don't know but the message was terrific.

"Plz text me ur social security number whenever u get a chance"

That just made my day, too bad texting for me costs 50 cents or I'd send him a random 8 digit number .
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#3
Seriously, I need your Social Security number, nao. I texted you and you never responded :/
#4
tell him it's 133-71-3371

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#5
It'll cost 50 cents to respond
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#6
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It'll cost 50 cents to respond

So worth it.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#7
Well, this sounds legit, go on! Do what you were told to! Can't you follow simple instructions?
"When I grow up, I wanna be a vampire bat"

#9
DO EET! I want part in this epic-ness!
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#10
that made me lol and i was having a bad night. you should respond "thank you for the laughs.".
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#11
Send: "Trade?"
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#12
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Should text back, "So, what are you wearing?"

this
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#13
it's probably a friend pulling a prank on you

still hilarious haha.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#15
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This just reminded me of the time that my brother in law texted his mom on the night after his wedding. All it said was "Consummated."

Genius.

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#16
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Leet-One-Eat One?

Sure.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#18
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it's probably a friend pulling a prank on you

still hilarious haha.


I dunno I don't have many friends and it's from a different area code.
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#20
Give me the number. I have unlimited txt and I'll send him the same thing he sent you. lol
#21
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Good.

I wonder if someone actually has that for an SSN. I also wonder if he is, indeed, leet.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#23
I gave you the number
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#24
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I wonder if someone actually has that for an SSN. I also wonder if he is, indeed, leet.


#26
For some reason I've gotten two texts from people I don't know within the three months I've had this phone yet on my other phone which had the same number I never got a strange text and I had that for years.

The other text I got was something like "It's 9:27 do you know where your pants are?"
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#28
I got a message saying

'WooT! Maccas playground. So fun. Keep hitn ma head'
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#29
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For some reason I've gotten two texts from people I don't know within the three months I've had this phone yet on my other phone which had the same number I never got a strange text and I had that for years.

The other text I got was something like "It's 9:27 do you know where your pants are?"


it's deffenitly a prank lol.
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#32
lol i keep gettin random phone calls saying i won a holiday, and my mum said lucky us...
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#33
Too many people are wasting this thread away, by not including suggestions on what # to text back in their replies. Anyways, my suggestion.....

800813555

Here's some thinking lines for you to look at while you're trying to figure out what I just wrote.


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#34
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i got one saying i won a free phone.
followed he prompts and guess what.


i got a phone! FREEE no strings tied.

That's what you think. Next thing you know, you wake up in a bathtub of ice missing a kidney.
#35
I've got a better one.

The first time I took acid I was with three mates and only me and another mate took it.

Then one of them who was just drunk sent me 100 messages saying:

"Walrus"


I almost died with laughter.
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#36
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Too many people are wasting this thread away, by not including suggestions on what # to text back in their replies. Anyways, my suggestion.....

800813555

Here's some thinking lines for you to look at while you're trying to figure out what I just wrote.


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BOOBIESSS!!!!!
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#38
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Leet-One-Eat One?


It's Leet-Leet-1. Meaning he's double 1337 and #1. Normally unheard of in today's society.
#39
Offer to sell him propane and propane accessories
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