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She cant play (cept when i tried to teach her, she's not that interested in leaning)

But she picked up a guitar and played smoke on the water.


the reaction time was incredible
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#2
Where is this guitar store, Iran?
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#3
With a little intensive care, you may just survive this situation.

Minus the sarcasm, I'm basically saying No-one cares.

IncuEdit: Btw, if your girlfriend isn't interested in learning guitar, don't try and shove it down her throat. Also, give any retard who has never touched a guitar before a guitar and they'll play Smoke on the Water, how are you still suprised?
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With a little intensive care, you may just survive this situation.

Minus the sarcasm, I'm basically saying No-one cares.

IncuEdit: Btw, if your girlfriend isn't interested in learning guitar, don't try and shove it down her throat. Also, give any retard who has never touched a guitar before a guitar and they'll play Smoke on the Water, how are you still suprised?


+1

you just came on to brag that you have a girlfreind.


#6
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+1

you just came on to brag that you have a girlfreind.




Lol actually, I only did until recently.
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#8
omg, everybody in UG thinks the same, this happend to me twice! the other day
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#10
I was really hoping this would have been about your batshit crazy girlfriend picking a fight with an old lady and her little grandchild in a music shop.
#11
any guitar store that actually kicks you out for that without warning is not worth shopping at.
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omg, everybody in UG thinks the same, this happend to me twice! the other day

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#14
this didn't happen. no guitar store will kick you out for playing Smoke On The Water unless you're not allowed to play the equipment at all, unless Australia was suddenly taken over by Nazis and no one told me. You're an idiot.

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this didn't happen. no guitar store will kick you out for playing Smoke On The Water unless you're not allowed to play the equipment at all, unless Australia was suddenly taken over by Nazis and no one told me. You're an idiot.


I've seen a sign at my store that says no sweet child o mine or smoke on the water.

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Quote by dethskar0
this didn't happen. no guitar store will kick you out for playing Smoke On The Water unless you're not allowed to play the equipment at all, unless Australia was suddenly taken over by Nazis and no one told me. You're an idiot.



I've been to some small stores where they do crap like that, no respoectable store would though.
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#17
^That's what I meant. Should've put respectable or decent in there before the words Guitar Store.
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this didn't happen. no guitar store will kick you out for playing Smoke On The Water unless you're not allowed to play the equipment at all, unless Australia was suddenly taken over by Nazis and no one told me. You're an idiot.


Because of guys like this threadstarter.


Do us a favor, go watch Wayne's World and then shut the hell up; you fail when you speak.

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Because of guys like this threadstarter So that dickish twits like me will have something to make fun of other people for to increase the size of my e-peen. Because, you know, that sort of thing actually matters in the slightest.


Fixed.
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#19
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Do us a favor, go watch Wayne's World and then shut the hell up; you fail when you speak.


Wayne's World is not a reasonable way to prove your point. They used it for comedic value.


I believe you have failed when you spoke.

EDIT: May I also say again, "God damned 08ers"
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Do us a favor, go watch Wayne's World and then shut the hell up; you fail when you speak.


You fail period. That's a ****ing movie, numbnuts. Plus I corrected myself anyway.
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Do us a favor, go watch Wayne's World and then shut the hell up; you fail when you speak.


FAIL
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Wayne's World is not a reasonable way to prove your point. They used it for comedic value.


I believe you have failed when you spoke.

EDIT: May I also say again, "God damned 08ers"


WOW. HOLY SHIT, REALLY?

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#24
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WOW. HOLY SHIT, REALLY?

Come on, are you THAT stupid?


I'm not the one who used a movie as case for his flaming.

I figured since you were idiotic enough to try and form a valid point with such shitty evidence, then I'd have to spell it out for you.
#25
WHo cares about how or why it happened guys, the point is it happened.
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The fact that I went TOO high singing a Darkness song on Singstar


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#26
I had written nearly a paragraph on what to tell you. But I'll just summarize it for you: Stop being a pussy.
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Quote by Mr.Pink101
She cant play (cept when i tried to teach her, she's not that interested in leaning)

But she picked up a guitar and played smoke on the water.


the reaction time was incredible


Did it sound like she was playing it really badly?
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Y does everyone has to flame the 08'ers we need some lovin too....
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#30
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Y does everyone has to flame the 08'ers we need some lovin too....


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Because of guys like this threadstarter.


This question already has an answer.
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Quote by Survivalism
Do us a favor, go watch Wayne's World and then shut the hell up; you fail when you speak.


Fixed.


The store clerk never kicked him out. He just told him NOT to play "Stairway To Heaven". You should go watch the movie by yourself.
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#32
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Do us a favor, go watch Wayne's World and then shut the hell up; you fail when you speak.


Fixed.

he's an ANGRY wee '08er
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Quote by IncubusMan999
IncuEdit: Btw, if your girlfriend isn't interested in learning guitar, don't try and shove it down her throat. Also, give any retard who has never touched a guitar before a guitar and they'll play Smoke on the Water, how are you still suprised?

Damn noobs, everyone knows it's vadge-arse-then throat
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#36
and now you can see why 08ers are annoying
im hardly one to talk but learn your place!
anyway to contribute its unfair they kicked you out
but if you were working in a music store and had to listen to hardly wanna bee players come in and play smoke on the water everyday youd get pissed off
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#39
its what you get for letting her play a song that a few hundred people already crappily played before her.. THAT day.

Grammar and spelling omitted as an exercise for the reader.
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its what you get for letting her play a song that a few hundred people already crappily played before her.. THAT day.



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