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#1
This is real even though it is so stupid it is hard to believe
A dude told me:
hahahaha you poop crap out of your ass.

*SMACK*
I don't know if that was an insult
Anyways, plz contribute. xD
#3
I posted this in another thread, but some guy called me a "toilet motherfucker" in grade 5.


I cried.
#4
I've heard the insult 'C@nt F#@ker' a few times before
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#8
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Not funny.

He hurt mah feelings. :'(

With that? Cmon man seriously that doesnt even make sense, besides, its something to laugh at today. Like, that idiot who called me toilet mother****er ROFL.
#10
Quote by Doppelgänger
I posted this in another thread, but some guy called me a "toilet motherfucker" in grade 5.








I am so calling my friends that tomorrow!
#11
Slow poke.

Tearjerker I know.
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#12
YOU FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


he screamed that at me until he turned red and almost passed out

EDIT:i forgot to tell you why he screamed this at me. i was the only person at my school back then to have caught a mewtwo in pokemon red, and when some fool came up to ask me to trade my mewtwo, i said get a life (which i thought was the most badass thing to say back in the day). then of course he threw a tantrum, and decided to yell that out at me
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#13
Ooooh man, I have an entire list of the best.

Some idiot with a 7th grade mentality had a whole argument with me, I'd rather not post the entire thing here 'cos it's long, but I'll post one of my favorites

"u think u can talk shit on here and if u do **** with her computer u shall be raped u scab picker / stealer"


I apparently am a scab picker/stealer...

EDIT:
"ill ****ing eat ur face and ull like it"

That one was good too
#17
I told some kid to shut up.
He went and told some nearby authorities "He called me a shutup!"
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#18
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c0ck juggling thunderc@nt

Whoah, careful, that's an antique.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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Long story short, a whale flew out of the ocean, landed next to me and shot like a wall of water straight into my face.
#19
Quote by Froboarder
I told some kid to shut up.
He went and told some nearby authorities "He called me a shutup!"


He deserves a slap
#20
Back in middle school me and my friends used to call each other things like "grape cultivator".

Worst thing was, we used to throw it in with other normal insults. for example...

"Yeah that place is gay, its full of douche rockets and grape cultivators".
#23
when i was in year 6, this kid who didnt like me said " your ass is grass " before he went to hit me, he missed.
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#24
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Where did your buy your clothes at? The toilet store?


"At" doesn't go at the end of a sentence, although I laughed.

At one point I got called "A garbage".
Not just garbage, a garbage!
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#25
"*****son! Don't I know that you've chosen the son of Jesse to your own stink and to the stink of your mother's shameful parts!"

from a piece of the non canonical bible. by far the best insult i've ever witnessed, although i have yet to use it.
#26
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Where did your buy your clothes at? The toilet store?

Haha. Brick Tamland! Woo!
I'm that dude with the fro.
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Long story short, a whale flew out of the ocean, landed next to me and shot like a wall of water straight into my face.
#27
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"You look like the kind of guy who would shit his pants"

SIGGED!!

And Im so using that tomorrow on my friend but with a serious tone of voice
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#28
someone once told me

"grow a dick, oh i forgot you dont have one, u just use a dildo super-glued on"

lol
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#32
I called some dude a "butt-f*ck" once.
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#33
Me and a group of frends were in a class one time and 12 year old came in and said " shut up yous goffz"7

I hope it wasn't mean to actually meant to be an insult, because he has been laughed at since.
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Me "Have you ever bled out your arse-hole?"

Her: Facial expression was priceless - "What??! Noo!"

Me: "Well if you want to keep it that way, **** off."

She then turned away and whimpered.
#36
Quote by NorfIrIon
"At" doesn't go at the end of a sentence, although I laughed.

At one point I got called "A garbage".
Not just garbage, a garbage!
lol you missed the bigger mistake He said "your" instead of "you" ....yeah im a spelling freak..
#37
Quote by Doppelgänger
I posted this in another thread, but some guy called me a "toilet motherfucker" in grade 5.


I cried.



...You should of mother****ed his toilet.. that would of shown him
#39
ranga....


I don't see the insult..
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#40
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ranga....


I don't see the insult..


It's implying that god hates you
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and im 14 got any problems ill f*ckin drop you.


HE'LL DO IT

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