#1
In my home town there is a building site where a guy wanted to build like 100 houses but went totally bankrupt after only 2 were built. A friend of mine was down there for some reason and found a spare key under a rock! So he told everyone and organized a house party in the place. BTW the place was fully furnished and everything. I didn't want to go cus most of the kids going were younger than me (I'm 17) but another friend of mine had a brilliant idea.

On Friday night there were about 50 kids (14 and 15 year olds) in the house drinking so myself and 4 other mates put on these big dark jackets and got torches and ran up to the house shouting at them and telling them they're under arrest. They probably only believed we were cops cus they were drunk and they ran like mad!! We got inside when they were all gone and they had absolutely TRASHED the place. Banister was ripped off the stairs, glass coffee table shattered, broken windows, toilet thrown out window, etc. Those kids realy went to town on that house. One kid had hid in a wardrobe and he came out when he heard our voices and knew we weren't cops. He called the rest back so we got out of there without touching anything.

Now there is big trouble. The cops have already been questioning some guys that were there and the lie they've all agreed on is that they went there for a while, saw all these older lads trashing the place and then left. And that's gonna lead the cops right to me and my friends, one of whom has already had a call from them. We're just gonna tell the truth cus we didn't do anything wrong and they won't find our prints on anything (they actually took prints before for a similar incident).

So hopefully we won't get done for this and those little knackers will get what they deserve. They did thousands of euros worth of damage.
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Since they thrashed the whole place, their fingerprints must be all over the place. So lets hope they take fingerprints =)
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#8
Course there's the offence of impersonating a police officer...
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Course there's the offence of impersonating a police officer...


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Course there's the offence of impersonating a police officer...

he didn't.

he simply told them they were under arrest.

civilians can arrest people too you know.
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Course there's the offence of impersonating a police officer...

There's no proof we were impersonating policemen. We can just say we went to scare them.
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he didn't.

he simply told them they were under arrest.

civilians can arrest people too you know.

And this.
#12
Sounds like an episode of Skins, lol.

Like you say though, you have the actual truth on your side. Your story is more believable than a standard "LOL BUT IT WAS SUM1 ELSE I DUNNO", and as you say, they won't find your prints anywhere.
#13
Goddamn! Little kids are so disrespectful these days. I want to punch one.
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#16
Why didnt you just party there like the rest of the kids? Shame on you!


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#17
so what happened?
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so what happened?

The Guards (irish police) just dropped it! Everyone got away with it! Even though the damage added up to like 40 something thousand cus they ****ed up the plumbing and everything.
#20
Just answer no comment to everything your asked if the police question you. It's highly unlikely they'll manage to convict anyone for anything unless somebody actually admits to something+if you admit you were there you'll probably end up in court for trespassing which will undoubtedly end up in you getting fined
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#23
^ you dont read, do you?
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#24
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You didnt do anything wrong?!?!!

how about you found the key and organized the party...I call those faults on your part...

he didn't. his mate did.

a different mate than the one that went with him to scare the shit out of the kids.

TS did nothing wrong.
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#25
Well, if all fails.... blame it on Corey and Trevor.
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