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#1
My friends like. Heres a good comeback ,

When someone says SUCK MY C*OCK

Say:

Sorry , i choke on small objects

XD
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#2
:-|
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#6
Don't try engaging me
The vaguest of shrugs
The prescription drugs
You'll never find
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#7
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I told my friend to suck my **** and he did it. Like a good little bitch.


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#8
Fail thread is fail.
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#9
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hahaha


but ts that's pretty much the standard retort anyway. nothing special about your friend sorry.
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#11
Got a bit bored . LOL Facepalm
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#12
this is inappropriate, some little kid will ask his dad what a suck my c0ck cumback?
#13
TS, do you know what 'life' is? Go get one.
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#14
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Fail thread is fail.


Dont ever say that again.


But yeah. Next time some guy says "suck my ****" i will do it and give his ring a cheeky tickle aswell.
#16
Me : Suck my ****,

TS: srry I choke on small things

me: Then go suck a big dick if you like it that way


FAIL!

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#18
If I wanted my cum back I'd get it from your mom...
"Ignorance runs rampant through this virus we call life, dead one day, alive the next, never breaking a stride. As I take it all in and realize, nothing we do can stop it, I release the hatred from my eyes, only to feel it within."
#22
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*Facepalm* at your spelling




*Facepalm?*

just thought i'd add mine.
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#24
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Dont ever say that again.


But yeah. Next time some guy says "suck my ****" i will do it and give his ring a cheeky tickle aswell.


GrEgums, you are without a doubt the most disturbing man on UG...every single post of yours is creepy
#25
This reminded me of this...only this is actually funny and TS failed hard.
Last edited by King ofKumbucha at Oct 14, 2008,
#26
Quote by domino_92
GrEgums, you are without a doubt the most disturbing man on UG...every single post of yours is creepy


#27
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*link*

This reminded me of this...only this is actually funny and TS failed hard.



That was probably the dumbest thing I have ever seen.


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Last edited by SeveralSpecies at Oct 14, 2008,
#28
Quote by Aramis
TS, do you realise that that comeback is older than Adam?


you do realise that the insult and comeback were part of one of their conversations.

those were lonely days.

that's when bestiality was invented.

that serpent.. cor...
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#29
Quote by Quaned
My friends like. Heres a good comeback ,

When someone says SUCK MY C*OCK

Say:

Sorry , i choke on small objects

XD


thats old.

like primary school old....
#30
Quote by SeveralSpecies
That was probably the dumbest thing I have ever seen.


...


surely that was a link to pr0n?
#36
I laughed, am I the only one with (bad) humour?
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#37
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TS, do you know what 'life' is? Go get one.


A 'life'?
Where do you download one of those?


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wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#39
I stopped comebacks like that when I was 10
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#40
It's better if you just obey them so that they will be so surprised they'll never go near you again.
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