#1
So I am at home sick with Bronchitis, and my U.S. History teacher just called me during school to check on me.

It was kind of endearing, yet a little weird at the same time.
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So I am at home sick with Bronchitis, and my U.S. History teacher just called me during school to check on me.

It was kind of endearing, yet a little weird at the same time.

i had a crash with my bike a week back and my teacher calls me every 3-4 days or something, hope it's not a crush :O xD
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#4
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*you gonna get raped*

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#7
A human being caring for the welfare of another human being?

BLASPHEMY!!!
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bro u are definately gay


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A human being caring for the welfare of another human being?

BLASPHEMY!!!



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#9
He wants to know as soon as your throat is better so he can come down to your house and ruin it all over again
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#10
That is Fvcked up.
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#11
do a barrel roll
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So I am at home sick with Bronchitis, and my U.S. History teacher just called me during school to check on me.

It was kind of endearing, yet a little weird at the same time.


the next time u walk into US history theres gonna be no one else there except for ur teacher and...

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#13
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the next time u walk into US history theres gonna be no one else there except for ur teacher and...




Time for the tongue depressor!

Stick out your tongue and say.....well there's no need to say anything.
#14
Then you're going to walk outside of your class and there will be nobody but your janitor and...

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You disgust me.


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bro u are definately gay


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A backstabbin' bitch who calls himself the 'oracle'?


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I AM GOING TO HAVE TO REFER TO THE FIRST QUOTE IN YOUR SIGNATURE



UG loves me so much. Do you?

MY NAME IS JACOB. CALL ME THAT.
#15
what on EARTH did that picture have to do with it SeveralSpecies?
#17
Your gonna get back, and get hammered with pop quizes for skipping school
#18
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what on EARTH did that picture have to do with it SeveralSpecies?



...his teacher is going to rape him???
#20
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I agree.



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So I am at home sick with Bronchitis, and my U.S. History teacher just called me during school to check on me.

It was kind of endearing, yet a little weird at the same time.


aww..


cute-- oh wait, hes your teacher.
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#22
My science teacher called up to check on me when I was ill
But it was mainly coz he thought I was skiving
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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My science teacher called up to check on me when I was ill
But it was mainly coz he thought I was skiving


This story isn't going to end in teacher student sex is it? ...
#26
Ring him up to see how he is.

Could be the start of a beautiful thing.

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This story isn't going to end in teacher student sex is it? ...


It is not
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#30
Is your teacher hot? Even if not, screw it.
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#31
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It is not


oh really?

i beg to differ.

do it you fag! shag ur teacher!

sorry

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Wait..we never asked if it was a man or woman teacher...


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#32
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oh really?

i beg to differ.

do it you fag! shag ur teacher!

sorry


One does not simply shag their teacher. There are things that need to be taken into consideration. Will he/she be expecting more? If so yes. Will your grades increase? If not then it's not worth it. Will you be known as a ***** by your fellow schoolmates? Who the hell cares you're ****ing a teacher!

And so concludes imdeth's guide to school ****ing.
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One does not simply shag their teacher. There are things that need to be taken into consideration. Will he/she be expecting more? If so yes. Will your grades increase? If not then it's not worth it. Will you be known as a ***** by your fellow schoolmates? Who the hell cares you're ****ing a teacher!

And so concludes imdeth's guide to school ****ing.


i shall take this in to consderation in the form of muttering the notes i am writing down...

"yes... u-huh... approach retiring octogenarian maths teacher and... wait what!"
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I'm going to take this opportunity to initiate my campaign to replace the phrase "Taking a shit" with "Busting a grumpy."
#34
Quote by imdeth
One does not simply shag their teacher. There are things that need to be taken into consideration. Will he/she be expecting more? If so yes. Will your grades increase? If not then it's not worth it. Will you be known as a ***** by your fellow schoolmates? Who the hell cares you're ****ing a teacher!

And so concludes imdeth's guide to school ****ing.


Will there be a quiz?

And I still ask whether the teacher is male or female. The fact that we jumped to the conclusion that it is male seems....well, of course we would do that, but now I'm curious.