#1
Why is it so hard to find a decent metal band to join? I found one perfect... but over a county (like a small state) away! I'm well pissed off (BTW I'm fishing for a band to join.I play bass, guitar, and do singing/death growls).

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#4
When I saw the title, I thought perhaps you had never seen an erection before and were merely surprised. This thread is such an anticlimax.
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#5
maybe its cuz your a loser and no one likes you. mebe.. start your own band? not that hard you know. record your own shit. capish?
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#8
Because you touch yourself.
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#9
Trying going to local metal gigs and definitly put up adverts and flyers.
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#10
Write some stuff. Roughly record it.

Get a myspace to stick it up in and write on it "looking for other members to do this properly" or something. Add everyone you can and see what happens.
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#12
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When I saw the title, I thought perhaps you had never seen an erection before and were merely surprised. This thread is such an anticlimax.


same here

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#14
Well, whatever turns you on basically but the hard science is this: erections occur when the small muscles in your penis, which are usually tightly contracted, relax and let blood start flowing in. The spongy tissue in the penis fills with blood and expands, pushing against the veins and closing them so the blood cannot drain out again. Well, you did ask.

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When I saw the title, I thought perhaps you had never seen an erection before and were merely surprised. This thread is such an anticlimax.

Damn you to hell, Bishek.
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#17
*SEX JOKE*


C'mon, you were all thinking it.
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#19
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maybe it's because i secrely agree that tracedin inymballsackistheb best album ever


he's got the fire and the fury,
at his command
well you don't have to worry,
if you hold onto jesus' hand
#22
Lmao **** joke. 8=D
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#29
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When I saw the title, I thought perhaps you had never seen an erection before and were merely surprised. This thread is such an anticlimax.

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#30
I came here just to say, when I read the title, I thought to myself
Thats what she said.
call me Shelby

#31
lol. 98% of every band in existence is a metal band. about 4 of them don't suck.

good luck bro!
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#33
Start a band yourself. You have guitar and vocals. Get somebody to play guitar, bass and drums and you guys are set.
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#34
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Why is it so hard to find a decent metal band to join? I found one perfect... but over a county (like a small state) away! I'm well pissed off (BTW I'm fishing for a band to join.I play bass, guitar, and do singing/death growls).


Because most metal bands suck? Join a jazz ensemble.

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Why is it so hard to find a decent metal band to join? I found one perfect... but over a county (like a small state) away! I'm well pissed off (BTW I'm fishing for a band to join.I play bass, guitar, and do singing/death growls).


I START teh br00tlz with You LOLZ