#1
alright so last night i had the strangest dream

I dreamt that I bought weed from a black man at a nearby train station, only to get home and realise that it was only an egg. I though nothing of it and went to bed.

When I woke up, I noticed I had a pimple on my cheek. I tried to squeeze it out, but instead of pus tons of spiders came out and started biting me. I tried to swat them but couldnt, they had paralised me. The bit into my eyelids and forced me to watch the egg as a being of unimaginable horror hatched, with compound eyes and lobster claws. He grabbed my neck with his claw and his mandibles probed my face, his telepathically asked me if i believed in life after death

then everything shifted and started changing colors and he turned into doctor Zoidberg from Futurama and asked me if he could eat the cold pizza in my fridge.


thoughts?
#2


That's all I got sorry.
Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#3
did you happen to eat some awesome before you went to bed?
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#6
lol last night i had the ****ing weirdest dream ever i was on a journy to europe to bang some hot chicks
and this chick was using my electric razor as a telephone to call her mom
#7

thats crazy dude...never buy weed from black people
Sig space available, give me some praise
#8
Quote by SillyRabbit
lol last night i had the ****ing weirdest dream ever i was on a journy to europe to bang some hot chicks



turn around, we dont have any
#10


Wow man! thats some ****ed up shit!
Quote by metalcore123
I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#11
Quote by CoreysMonster
alright so last night i had the strangest dream


then everything shifted and started changing colors and he turned into doctor Zoidberg from Futurama and asked me if he could eat the cold pizza in my fridge.


thoughts?


thats funny man. Ya gotta love those ****ed up dreams
#14
I thought zoidberg the second you mentioned lobster claws.
None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.
#15
Reminds me of the time I dreamt of screwin' a female dolphin.
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#16
I study dream interpretions...and in my professional opinion, your dream means that subconciously you lust for your aunt.
#17
I was gonna say something mean, but since you mentioned that Zoidberg part...I find it hard too.
#18
It didn't happen to be this guy you bought the weed from?

...What!?
#19
What happened to the pizza?
YellowGreenBlueRed


Quote by webbtje
You live in a ruler, the only child of trouser water (?); it's very fantastic, and salami!
#20
Quote by Hakanku
I study dream interpretions...and in my professional opinion, your dream means that subconciously you lust for your aunt.


What does my dream of making passionate love to a female penguin mean?!
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#22
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
What does my dream of making passionate love to a female penguin mean?!



you want gay sex from a guy in a tuxedo
#23
Quote by CoreysMonster
you want gay sex from a guy in a tuxedo


I refuse to believe this bollocks!
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#25
Quote by Oblivion_Rps
I refuse to believe this bollocks!


In my professional opinion, the man speaks the truth. Tuxedo man-sex it is.
#26
Quote by CoreysMonster
maybe you'll believe in HIS bollocks?






i agree with this guy xD
Jackson KE 3 Trans Black
Schecter C7 ATX
Siggery Custom


Axe Fx Owner
#27
dude that weed was laced.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers

South Carolina Gamecocks

Quote by SGstriker
Chef Strato-Massacre: Cooking shitstorms since that comment.

Quote by PurpleClawz
Damnit why are you full of so much win
#28
Quote by CoreysMonster
maybe you'll believe in HIS bollocks?





Ok I would so go gay for him




... You're next!
May the Force be with You.
Carmel is hawt
#29
dude...
Quote by iantheman
I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged


Quote by Veil Of Osiris

You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.


sorry
#30
I want some of what you're smoking.
I sued Delta Airlines, 'cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it SUCKED.
#32
Quote by Hakanku
In my professional opinion, the man speaks the truth. Tuxedo man-sex it is.


I have every James Bond film for a reason
#34
Quote by Moggan13
I have every James Bond film for a reason


Who DOESNT!? I'd go gay for the bondman, and that other guy in the tux...who wouldnt? The main question is would you hav tuxedo man-sex with THIS guy!?

#35
Quote by Hakanku
Who DOESNT!? I'd go gay for the bondman, and that other guy in the tux...who wouldnt? The main question is would you hav tuxedo man-sex with THIS guy!?



Way to Bring up sex with a pig.
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
Quote by Necrophagist777
I'm ORION, LORD OF EVIL, give me your soul and breathe in my darkness.

YOU WILL NOT ENJOY THIS......
╭∩╮( º.º )╭∩╮
#36
Quote by Hakanku
Who DOESNT!? I'd go gay for the bondman, and that other guy in the tux...who wouldnt? The main question is would you hav tuxedo man-sex with THIS guy!?



Thats not a cigar, thats his penis.