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#1
The thought just crossed my mind while randomly jacking off to arch enemy videos (Angela ). There are some damn sexy guitars out here in this world too. Just figured someone in the pit has to be doing it.

So, ever done it?
#2
Wat.
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#4
O.o wtf?
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#6
seriously?
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#8
you couldn't find anything better than arch enemy to jack off to?
Sig space available, give me some praise
#10
umm....no.....cuz that....cuz that would be....weird.....


*fapfapfapfapfap*
#12
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TS, what are you on?


Nothing I think, but I do also find the smell of new guitars to be a bit arousing
#13
yes
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#14
lolwut?
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#15
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#16
Yes, the mighty Sperman Li Signature. Pure sex.
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#17
I don't fap to amps, except for Mesa Triple Rectifiers and Krankenstein, but who hasn't right?
Seriously though, I fap to bad threads by freaks and wierdos.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
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#19
I beat it to...Guitar Buyers Guide I think it was...2008 edition.

Go look it up, it's actually pretty hawt.
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#20
Wangcaster ftw.

just kidding. But that GW Buyer's Guide is hawt.

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#21
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you couldn't find anything better than arch enemy to jack off to?

Quoted for godly truth.
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#23
ftw? fail
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#27
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The thought just crossed my mind while randomly jacking off to arch enemy videos (Angela ). There are some damn sexy guitars out here in this world too. Just figured someone in the pit has to be doing it.

So, ever done it?

What?
#28
look up the guitar world buyers guide and i guarantee

you'll be fapping within 2 minutes.
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#29
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Angela Gossow? you may as well fap to a documentary about cats.


come on she is pretty hot
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#31
reading this, i feel better about what i fap to now.
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#32
i think she is amazingly hot hawt or w/e you wanna call it.
i dont see the point in the hating unless your all gay!
#35
i believe someone here devellpoed a fetish for a guitar at one point. can't remember his thread name, though.

and i can't say i have, but if there was a cause, the guitar would be symbolic. perhaps quality would be a factor, and familiarity.

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come on she is pretty hot


yes, but any woman who can utter such sounds at command probably wont fare you well in the deeper throat department. can you say razor wire?
#36
She looks like a drag queen...


And sings like one too.


Get help, dude.
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#37
*dad walks in on son beating it to Mike Amotts intense guitar solo*

"what in the fuc...."


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#38
No.
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#39
Can't say I have...
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#40
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*dad walks in on son beating it to Mike Amotts intense guitar solo*

"what in the fuc...."


TS: "GTFO im learning technique"



Brings a whole new meaning to 'Guitar wanking'
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