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#1
Does anyone else think this looks like a shit version of Chapelle's Show?
It's not even a parody news program like Colbert Report or Daily Show. Why is it called chocolate NEWS?
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#2
I have NO clue what you're talking about.
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#3
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I have NO clue what you're talking about.



It's a new TV show coming out on Comedy Central.
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#4
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I have NO clue what you're talking about.


Comedy channel, black guy talking about stuff.

Probably going to be filled with jokes about how he is black, most likely going to suck.
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#5
if it's not hosted by Tay Zonday i'm not watching it
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#7
it looks like a waste of money/life
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#8
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Isn't it hosted or whatever by that guy who played the black cop in Jumanji?



David Alan Grier, yes.
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#9
Looks pretty shit.
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#10
Let's start a white-chocolate news.

Or... white chocolate macadamian nut news!

Brb guys, I'ma make me some cookies.
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#12
Grammar EDIT: Looks extremely racist, stereotypical, and horrible.
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#13
Call me stupid, but I'm upset that it even exists. If there was a white equivalent, people wouldn't stand for it.

Now I know it's not a serious program, but my point still stands.
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#14
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Call me stupid, but I'm upset that it even exists. If there was a white equivalent, people wouldn't stand for it.

Now I know it's not a serious program, but my point still stands.



i agree...

kind of like nick cannons wil n out or whatever its called is a total rip off of Who's line is it Anyway


tv/ media in general just keeps getting worse and worse...
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#15
its called chocolate 'cause thers black people are in it, and thats it
and yes, its there to replace chappelle's show, even tho that can NEVER be replaced
#16
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Comedy channel, black guy talking about stuff.

Probably going to be filled with jokes about how he is black, most likely going to suck.


this
#19
I think the one dude ran out of jokes to slam white people such as I.
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#20
It looks horrible. It's really starting to bother me that these kind of shows are being put on the air and actually getting more seasons on comedy central.
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#21
All it seems to do is promote negative stereotypes about black people.

Not really my cup o' tea.
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#22
i thought "mind of mencia" replaced "chappelles show?"
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#23
TS, I just realized.

Your name could easily be MedicareDemon. I'm hoping it was MediocreDemon...
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#24
It looks awful. All of the previews I've seen so far aren't funny at all and look horribly racist/stereotypical.
#25
This first time I seen this commercial advertising this show I looked at my wife and said " What if we started WHITE BOY NEWS" The US would go crazy and the NAACP would sue us all For racism. But hey as long as a black mans showing racism its cool. Even though it was a black man that had a dream for all things to be equal. This doesn't look equal to me.


No I have black white green orange and hispanic friends.
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#26
Chocolate news...some stay informed and others lose, chocolate news....
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#27
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This first time I seen this commercial advertising this show I looked at my wife and said " What if we started WHITE BOY NEWS" The US would go crazy and the NAACP would sue us all For racism. But hey as long as a black mans showing racism its cool. Even though it was a black man that had a dream for all things to be equal. This doesn't look equal to me.


No I have black white green orange and hispanic friends.


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#28
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Plant human hybrids?


jolly green giant dumbass


lol
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#29
this shit looks mad funny. **** you if you don't like david allen grier
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#30
Looks rediculously rascist, but there was one comercial that really made me laugh.
David Allan Grier was dressed up as an aging porn star and claiming that every sex move ever filmed was invented by him (then he starts listing them, for a good 30 seconds)
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#31
Whereas I've only seen one commercial for the show and had no idea what was going on, I don't think I could make a valid judgment on it, but bases upon the posts in this thread, I must agree, I am sick of comedy shows and comedians getting air time with nothing but jokes that stick to racist/religious/whathaveyou stereotypes.

"So this Jewish guy, he has a big nose and won't eat pork."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

No. Shut up. Please, just stop it before you embarrass yourselves more than you already have.
#32
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jolly green giant dumbass


lol


You're a jolly green giant.

Douche.
#33
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TS, I just realized.

Your name could easily be MedicareDemon. I'm hoping it was MediocreDemon...



It is the latter, though medicaredemon comes off funnier.
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You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#34
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You're a jolly green giant.

Douche.



i get more pussy than you


but seriously mate sorry


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#35
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Isn't it hosted or whatever by that guy who played the black cop in Jumanji?

he should have been a fireman...
#36
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#37
That show looks like it will be terrible.

Oh, he's black, as in not white? That's funny. Let's commence the laughter.
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#38
Chappelle's Show is already shit.

I haven't heard anything about this show, but it seems to me that things like this do nothing but REINFORCE racism. BET, Chapelle's Show, anything designed with a certain race in mind does nothing but place more and more emphasis on the fact that that race is different and affirm stereotypes.

That's just my opinion though. And I'm a racist bastard.
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#40
Good news!

I could get a show on Comedy Central.

I can tell unfunny jokes as well as most of the people on that network
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