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Inspired by the "have you ever jacked off to a guitar" thread

So what's the strangest thing you've ever fapped to?

for me it'd either have to be my guitar or this japanese girl getting milked
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#3
Brazilian fart fetish porn
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This exact thread has been done before in the extremely recent past.
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#6
Lois Griffin.

It was pretty strange......
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This exact thread has been done before in the extremely recent past.



i know..i have made 2 of them haha
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#11
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Inspired by the "have you ever jacked off to a guitar" thread

So what's the strangest thing you've ever fapped to?

for me it'd either have to be my guitar or this japanese girl getting milked



and what kind of guitar would that be?
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Inspired by the "have you ever jacked off to a guitar" thread

So what's the strangest thing you've ever fapped to?

for me it'd either have to be my guitar or this japanese girl getting milked


japanese girl getting milked is like my midnight snack....im not joking i love asians
#14
Why do you want to know that? To fap while reading the answer and then tell everyon that?
#17
the price is right.


oh and oatmeal one time.
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#20
a woman. i usually just rape them, i mean it's not a sexual thing, it's about power and stuff. but this one time, i found myself actually finding a woman hot and jacking off over her.

i was like wtf man!!! i mean come one! that's ****ed up.
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#21
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You.

as TS of a fapping thread i expected some flaming but thats fvcked up

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and what kind of guitar would that be?

Ibanez RG, nothing amazing but the graphic on it is sexy (black streak)
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#22
ahahaha i googled what you said and I got that.
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#23
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
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ahahaha i googled what you said and I got that.

remove the link......NOW you will get banned.
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might wanna remove that link...


u should prolly remove the link from the quote too, no?
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ahahaha i googled what you said and I got that.


Are you retarded?
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#28
Whoops

EDIT: Left my comp on UG during class break. Deleted link, don't click. Friend posted
#29
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Are you retarded?

Are YOU retarded? you quoted it.

On a related note, I fapped to the idea of a not very attractive girl from my school when i just woke up and my mom was in the other room.
#30
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as TS of a fapping thread i expected some flaming but thats fvcked up

You know you like it.
#31
might wanna remove the quote guys
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#34
I almost fapped to a small 12 year old boy dressed as a girl, till i realised it was a small boy dressed as a girl.


I'm going to seriously regret saying that....
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I almost fapped to a small 12 year old boy dressed as a girl, till i realised it was a small boy dressed as a girl.


I'm going to seriously regret saying that....

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#36
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Hentai...

which kind(question)


i fapped to jabba the hutt once..
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Dude your leetness is maximum.
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This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#38
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Hentai...


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Kim Possible...

'nuff said


i've done both and never considered it that bad. i used to have a problem
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