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#1
basically you talk about the craziest shits. pisses, vomits, and so on you have ever witnessed or experienced in the bath room
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#2
i read uncle john's bathroom reader whilst pooing

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#4
i have 2...


one time i had to throw up and take a crap..i was already sitting on the toilet...so i thew up all over my lap/dick area


the next year i had the same problem..but this time i threw up in the toilet and shitted on the floor
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#6
when i had mono, i puked for some reason, still not sure why, but i had just taken a piss in the toilet, and i didn't have time to flush. it was horrible.
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#7
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One time I thought it would be cool to get as many bodily fluids in my toilet as I could all at once. I ended up flushing it with piss, shit, saliva, blood, boogers, and semen.



you are one sick mother ****er

but he thats cool..i respect you for it
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#8
I hear almost daily guys sprint to the toilet at and slam the door open and poo diahorea its really gross and loud theres all those long high fart noises as well
#9
Yesterday, I was stuck in a car for 16 hours straight. Needless to say, after two stops a BK, my stomach was about to go on leave.

We burst into our hotel, I tore the keycard from the secretary, and sprinted the length of the hallway to my room.

From there, I flew into the bathroom, leaving the key in the lock, and proceeded to poo a poo the likes of which has never been before spawned. It was about the size of my forearm.

I've spent the past few hours wondering how exactly it fit out my asshole.
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#10
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basically you talk about the craziest shits. pisses, vomits, and so on you have ever witnessed or experienced in the bath room

Hey you.

Yes you.

Remove that quote from your other post before I report you.
#11
not my experience but my friend dane didnt know girls pissed or pooped.. then he found out.. then he told this girl he wanted her to shit and piss on him.. true story i swear.
#12
I was shitting in Costco and some guy came into the stall next to me.

I began to think how hilarious it would be if he just blew that shit out his ass.

Well, he did just that. I never knew up until that point how weird it felt dying of laughter on the can.
#13
there was this one time a girl farted really loudly in the washroom and i was in a reallly bitchy mood so i waited for her to come out,
she clearly wasnt coming out so i went out and waited in the hallway
like 10 seconds later she leaves
and i pointed and laughed

now looking back, im a bitch
#14
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Hey you.

Yes you.

Remove that quote from your other post before I report you.



wait what


what quote
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#15
also not my story but my guy friends were in the washroom
and an old asian man went into the stall next to him
and all they hear was
"oh shit"
and then he proceded to let out apparently one of the most disgustingly wet sounding shits ever

i pretty much pissed my pants when i heard that story
#17
Sunday our marching band had a parade to go to, and when we stopped to eat, me and my friend had an eating contest .I had 2 pizzas ,5 cinnamon rolls, a piece of apple pie, and a few cans of dr. pepper .
It hit me 10 min. before school started this morning. I had to flush the toilet 8 times to keep it from clogging!!!


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#18
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The porn quote.



yeah i got it..thanks for telling me
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#19
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also not my story but my guy friends were in the washroom
and an old asian man went into the stall next to him
and all they hear was
"oh shit"
and then he proceded to let out apparently one of the most disgustingly wet sounding shits ever

i pretty much pissed my pants when i heard that story



lol
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#20
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Hey you.

Yes you.

Remove that quote from your other post before I report you.


I really hope that when you say

Hey you

Yes you

you picture Roger Waters screaming that from the wall album.
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you again


damn i could've done a much better response for ntchode 'Owner of UGs hugest penis'
#21
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I really hope that when you say

Hey you

Yes you

you picture Roger Waters screaming that from the wall album.


lol
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#22
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I really hope that when you say

Hey you

Yes you

you picture Roger Waters screaming that from the wall album.

STAND

STILL

LADDIE!
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#23
Since I am under the impression that Doppleganger is an incredibly hot female ninja.

It can only increase the hotness level if she loves the floyd as much as me.
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damn i could've done a much better response for ntchode 'Owner of UGs hugest penis'
#24
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I really hope that when you say

Hey you

Yes you

you picture Roger Waters screaming that from the wall album.

Speaking of which, the judge shits out lawyers in that movie.
#25
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Since I am under the impression that Doppleganger is an incredibly hot female ninja.

It can only increase the hotness level if she loves the floyd as much as me.



hey what about me

i love the floyd!!!
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#26
ya this one time i had to take a shit and i was reading a paper and i ended up throwing up all over it right after shitting
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Woman tone, eh?

Set treble to PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN WHEN YOU'RE DONE
Mids to YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST
Bass to WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH"?
Gain to NOT TONIGHT, I HAVE A HEADACHE.

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#27
The album is what I was thinking of, but the movie is pretty awesome as well.

That scene really is pretty amazing though. hell the entire movie is badass.
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#28
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ya this one time i had to take a shit and i was reading a paper and i ended up throwing up all over it right after shitting



shitting and vomiting at the same time is a weird feeling
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#29
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The album is what I was thinking of, but the movie is pretty awesome as well.

That scene really is pretty amazing though. hell the entire movie is badass.

I just tried to tie in Pink Floyd to the original thread, poo stories.
#30
This isn't about shitting or anything. But I have a huge ass bathroom and me and my band were recording a song and we found the acoustics were better so we moved my entire drumset into my bathroom and recorded it on my sister's laptop. Yes, I used the toilet as a drum throne. Yes, my pants were on.
#31
There are no words to describe how disgusted I am...

This thread has scarred me for life.

Thanks a lot, amazing fretman.
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#32
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There are no words to describe how disgusted I am...

This thread has scarred me for life.

Thanks a lot, amazing fretman.



i love you
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#33
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i love you

Dude your leetness is maximum.


Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
#35
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Dude your leetness is maximum.


Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.



dude you..YOU! are amazing...you are worth being a mod just for saying i should be mod

marry me...in an alternate universe where we both arent guys
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#36
I'll spare the details. Long story short, I now have to take 200 mg of Colace everyday, and eat more vegetables, and bran.

I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#37
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dude you..YOU! are amazing...you are worth being a mod just for saying i should be mod

marry me...in an alternate universe where we both arent guys

I am going to sig that. Just because you are so awesome.
#38
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i was just in japan. the but spraying toilet was fun.

OH DEAR LORD YES.

My favorite part.
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#39
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I am going to sig that. Just because you are so awesome.



you sir are awesome!

EDIT: spray toilet asshole washers are weird..its like putting a water bottle in your asshole..
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#40
so this one time in kindergarten I had to pee right, so I went to the bathroom, and wouldn't ya know it, i had to crap as well, for some reason I was scared to crap at school, but any way i ended up shitting on the floor, leaving it there, and not telling anyone.
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