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Ok, so here's the deal. This guy was on the bus with my gf heading home from school, and she heads over to sit with him. All the other seats were full, and she's kind of friends with him. As she's about to sit down, he puts his hand on the seat palm-up. She sits on his hand, and as she does, his fingers curl up and rub her p*ssy. She jumps up and slaps him. I don't think its enough. This guy has "accidently" toucher her several times. On her ass, her p*ssy, and her boobs. I've had enough. What is the best way to exact my revenge? I was thinking of just beating the shit out of him, but that doesn't seem like enough. Please help me, o evil pit monkeys.
#2
Just beat the shit out of him. Make sure you do it in front of people for maximum humiliation.
#4
RAPE...no wait
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#7
^ what he said
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#8
Beat the **** out of him, not for your gf but for your self and pride
and infront of people
#11
Do the same thing to his mom and record it on video so him and thousands of others can watch in on youtube
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#15
Put date rape pills in his drink and bring him to a gay bar, imfo.
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#16
suck his dick.
when the other kids see how much he enjoys it, they'll call him a fag. that'll teach him!
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#17
The hell?


Kick his ass, seabass
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#22
Get several friends and yourself to beat him... evil? Screw this, I'm not helping you.
#23
Personally, I would punch him in the mouth and inform him how much of a disrespectful ****wit he is. If you are more diplomatic, you could report him for sexual assualt.

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#24
humiliate him somehow..... beating the shit out of him in front of everybody is a good idea, but there are probably better ways.


Can you trick him into doing something stupid?
#26
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suck his dick.
when the other kids see how much he enjoys it, they'll call him a fag. that'll teach him!


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#27
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Tried that. I got the guys email from a friend, and sent him an email politely asking him not to touch her anymore. That was after the first time he touched her. Now its time for more drastic measures.


Kick his ass, then.
#28
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Ok, so here's the deal. This guy was on the bus with my gf heading home from school, and she heads over to sit with him. All the other seats were full, and she's kind of friends with him. As she's about to sit down, he puts his hand on the seat palm-up. She sits on his hand, and as she does, his fingers curl up and rub her p*ssy. She jumps up and slaps him. I don't think its enough. This guy has "accidently" toucher her several times. On her ass, her p*ssy, and her boobs. I've had enough. What is the best way to exact my revenge? I was thinking of just beating the shit out of him, but that doesn't seem like enough. Please help me, o evil pit monkeys.


sexual harrassment, get his ass in jail. Personaly though, I'd slaughter him so much his own family won't recognise him.
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#29
cut off his hand, and his penis, until he says hes sorry
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#30
Yep, if you have talked to him and he refused to comply, it's ass kicking time in my books.
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#32


kamehameha on his face
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#33
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Take him out for a nice seafood dinner, and NEVER call him again.


almost this.


but do this to his mom.
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#34
He's touched her several times, she didn't like it, but yet she still happily sits with him?
#36
WAIT, get a bag of weed, put it in his back-pack while hes not looking, tell on him, say you did it to him on purpose (to his face, not to a teacher), he gets in shit, u sit back and watch him cry
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#37
dude if you are willing to this will work..

invite him over...

tie him up


RAPE HIM!!!

he will feel so horrible he will never touch a girl or a guy ever again..it will kill him on the inside


if you can man up to the challenge..rape him
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#38
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He's touched her several times, she didn't like it, but yet she still happily sits with him?





This man raises a good point.
#39
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kamehameha on his face



looks kinda like the russel wtf kid
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#40
Just so you guys know, he's 16 about 5' 9" and around 150 pounds. Or so I've been told. I've never actually met him. I am 18, 6' 4" 240 pounds, and work out 4 times a week. I would destroy the prick. If I even looked at him, he'd probably shit himself. I want to humiliate him, but beating him up wouldn't be enough. I mean, with the drastic size difference, it wouldn't be humiliating enough for him.
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