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#1
Ok, I'm 16 and I've been talking to my parents about getting back together with this girl that I used to go out with. (They broke us up by the way.) They are actually leaning toward "yes" because I've proven myself mature enough to have a girlfriend and maintain the other areas of my life.

The only issue though is physical contact... They say that physical contact is inappropriate at my age! But I've told them, "Look. If we set some boundaries (like no sex and no hardcore making out) why can't we have at least a little physical contact like hugging and holding hands and kissing?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?" They say the same thing, "That stuff is for marriage.

They're Christian so that makes it all the more worse...

So my question is: What should I say to them?
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#3
Why don't you just do stuff behind their backs like a normal teenager?
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#5
Ask the relationship thread, and have you considered, you know, doing it anyway when they're not around?
#6
You can't persuade Christians...
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#13
Don't tell them that your back together with her?
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#14
Stand up to them, you wuss.

It's not their place to force religion unto you, tell them that, and if they don't respect you then go sex up your girlfriend.
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#19
This thread is dumb and the OP should feel bad.

Do it behind their backs. This is one of the few scenarios where doing what your parents don't want you to do is okay. It's part of growing up. I'm not saying go out and pound her if you have an issue with it, but holding hands is perfectly acceptable.

PS: You're not dumb, I just like saying that.
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#20
dude tell your parents to look around..times are changing...and kids are doing way worse way sooner in life..

tell them you know they were young once and did shit..

and tell them it doesnt matter what they say or think you are gonna go out with her if you want and if you want to you will **** her ****ing brains out...
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Why don't you just do stuff behind their backs like a normal teenager?

this

ive been doing that since i was 15
your stupid if you go around asking your parents for permission for stuff regarding your own life.
jeez use some common sense kid
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#25
just dont let them know what kind of physical contact you make with your gf.

why do they even know you have one?

buy a tent from walmart and keep it in the back of your car, drive somewhere secluded, set it up and go at it my man.
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#29
dude.... your parents suck.

Im Christian and go to church every week and stuff, so it kinda hurts when a few Christians ruin the image for the majority of us. My parents aren't super hardcore obnoxious and stuff, they are normal and don't mind me doing anything. Kinda sucks for you man.
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#30
hold a gun to there heads, that dose it. but then ur in jail like in 5 days =(

so 5 days of sex =D
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dude.... your parents suck.

Im Christian and go to church every week and stuff, so it kinda hurts when a few Christians ruin the image for the majority of us. My parents aren't super hardcore obnoxious and stuff, they are normal and don't mind me doing anything. Kinda sucks for you man.


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#32
say something like "how am i supposed to get married if i can't even hold her?" or something of that sort.
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#36
Tell them to shut the **** up, let you decide what's good for you, and same goes for their Christian ideals. Let you decide what's right.
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#38
make a deal with them.

say 'if i let you join in on the sex will you allow it?'

hmmmm
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#40
do it on their bed

it wont solve anything but it'll be hot!
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