#1
Hey,
I'm doing a satirical/scathing letter to an authority figure for an English assignment.
I'm doing it to the transport minister of my state (South Australia) about the condition of public transport.
Any idea about what I can write about and how to make it scathing or ironic and such?
Example: I'm talking about the cultures that I have encountered while on one of the trains, and how they have made me ill (play on words, culture being bacteria and the other one)

GO!
#2
I think Adelaide's transport is pretty good.

Although you should read some articles by people like Jeremy Clarkson and Bill Bryson, they're excellent inspiration.

Edit: Fixed spelling.

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#3
You can't complain about public transport until you've been to Sydney.
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#4
Can't go wrong with Johnathan Swift. Read up on him and you'll have your inspiration.
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I think Adelaide's transport is pretty good.


Yeah the transport isn't that bad, but I'm only using transport as its faults are quite often discussed in The Advertiser and such...
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Yeah the transport isn't that bad, but I'm only using transport as its faults are quite often discussed in The Advertiser and such...

Ahh, I get you. As I said, try find some columnists like the ones mentioned, you'll be there in no time

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