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#1
Why do we like women? They're often overemotional and will think you're an asshole if you don't sympathize with every whim.
Why do we like men? They're often tactless and can't sympathize.


So basically we lovers are fucked.
=D

edit: Oh, discuss your disenchantment with 'the game', or frogs or something.
edit2: I'm being facetious for the most part.
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Last edited by vintage x metal at Oct 15, 2008,
#2
Que?
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#3
Yeah, but think about how boring life would be without the opposite sex.
#5
sex


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#6
I danno. ¯|(O_° ⁄ ¯

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sex

this
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#7
Not everyone is an asshat. Relationships are never perfect with no arguments blah blah

But there's probably someone out there who will love you with everything they have.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#8
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Not everyone is an asshat. Relationships are never perfect with no arguments blah blah

But there's probably someone out there who will love you with everything they have.

this
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#9
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sex

Sounds like the best plan.
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#10
Pfft, way to be a pessimist.
Name the good points!
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#11
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Not everyone is an asshat. Relationships are never perfect with no arguments blah blah

But there's probably someone out there who will love you with everything they have.



I agree with this.

It will be both the best thing and the worst thing to ever happen to you. And confusing as hell, too.
#12
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Not everyone is an asshat. Relationships are never perfect with no arguments blah blah

But there's probably someone out there who will love you with everything they have.

Aw sweetie this isn't about that lol. Je le sais. But thank you m'dear <3
There's someone non-asshatty for you too.
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#14
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But there's probably someone out there who will love you with everything they have.


Where can I find one of these?

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#16
Hermaphrodites FTW.
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#17
^^^ it is a bit. You said that both sexes are horrid.

But no, the right person for you won't be. But erm... a simple reason for why we find people attractive regardless of how they are to you emotionally - we have a reproductive instinct. 'Nuff said.

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Where can I find one of these?

You'll have a hard time looking for them. You just have to be patient and hope that someone walks into your life.
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#18
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Not everyone is an asshat.
We're all asshats. Just not all the time.


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Relationships are never perfect with no arguments blah blah
And who'd want "perfect" anyway? Dead boring, if you ask me.


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But there's probably someone out there who will love you with everything they have.
Hell, I'd love you with things I don't have ... yet.

Talk to me next week. I have some new powertools on order.
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#19
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sex


+1


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sex in the pooper


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#20
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^^^ it is a bit. You said that both sexes are horrid.

But no, the right person for you won't be. But erm... a simple reason for why we find people attractive regardless of how they are to you emotionally - we have a reproductive instinct. 'Nuff said.

They've got their good sides. My statement was more of a point that we can't ever expect the perfect. I mean, attraction is inevitable, unless we're asexual or something. It just seems a little silly that we blame it on the sex of the person.
'Lolz men r so dumb' 'wimminz are so mudy' etc
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#22
Way to generalize, Freud. You basically insulted everyone here, as well as every man and woman in the world.

Just because some girl/guy dumped you (whatever you're into) doesn't mean everyone is the way you describe.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

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#23
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Way to generalize, Freud. You basically insulted everyone here, as well as every man and woman in the world.

Just because some girl/guy dumped you (whatever you're into) doesn't mean everyone is the way you describe.

You're funny. Look two posts above your own.
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#24
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#25
TS... as much as I love generalisations of the sexes, I like women because my penis fits their birth canal.
hue
#26
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You'll have a hard time looking for them. You just have to be patient and hope that someone walks into your life.

Was it me?

#27
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You're funny. Look two posts above your own.
Pfft! Good, yes. But two posts about that is where the magic is, babe.
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#28
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TS... as much as I love generalisations of the sexes, I like women because my penis fits their birth canal.

It probably also fits in many other things of the same general size and texture.
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#29
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You're funny. Look two posts above your own.


Don't get overemotional and/or tactless with me.
Dear God, do you actually answer prayers?

Yes, but only in a way indistinguishable from random luck or the result of your own efforts.
#30
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Pfft! Good, yes. But two posts about that is where the magic is, babe.

I am stunned by the magic.
-stunned-


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Don't get overemotional and/or tactless with me.


I like you.
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#31
Quote by vintage x metal
Why do we like women? They're often overemotional and will think you're an asshole if you don't sympathize with every whim.
Why do we like men? They're often tactless and can't sympathize.


1) I don't.
2) I don't.

Keeps things fairly simple for me.
#32
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We're all asshats. Just not all the time.

Some people deserve the asshattery treatment for being an asshat unreasonably though... O__O

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And who'd want "perfect" anyway? Dead boring, if you ask me.

I suppose so, but peace and quiet would be nice. Arguments suck.

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Hell, I'd love you with things I don't have ... yet.

Talk to me next week. I have some new powertools on order.

youuu cheeky bint!

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They've got their good sides. My statement was more of a point that we can't ever expect the perfect. I mean, attraction is inevitable, unless we're asexual or something. It just seems a little silly that we blame it on the sex of the person.
'Lolz men r so dumb' 'wimminz are so mudy' etc

Aye I guess so. Tbh both sexes can b at either extreme, like you said.

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Was it me?


Perhaps.... dun dun duuuun!

Tune in next time to find out what happens next...

>__>
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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
#36
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We're all asshats. Just not all the time.


And who'd want "perfect" anyway? Dead boring, if you ask me.


Hell, I'd love you with things I don't have ... yet.

Talk to me next week. I have some new powertools on order.

Nope. I think I got it covered 24/7.
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#37
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1) I don't.
2) I don't.

Keeps things fairly simple for me.


I wish I was like you.

Don't have to think about relationships.
#39
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Don't get overemotional and/or tactless with me.
can't help with the overemotional part but ...




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I am stunned by the magic.
-stunned-


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youuu cheeky bint!
aw, you're only saying that because it's true.

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Nope. I think I got it covered 24/7.
Ah, special case. That goes without saying, Don.

*google image-searches asshat*
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#40
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Teach me the ways!


1. Be a moody bastard, and hate everybody.
2. Be even more of a moody bastard, and start hating animals
3. Be angry, and start hating vegetation
4. Become a being of pure rage, and start hating inanimate objects.
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