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#1
I have a video up on youtube showing people how to do a french manicure and some guy just PMed me. His favorites consist of only videos with nails.
....uh even his username is NAIL related

CREEPY!

here is what he wrote:
you have some of the best fingernails i have ever seen! and believe me, i have seen a lot! your finger are amazing, long and thin.. and your nails.. oooh, perfect!! i hope you let them longer.. and please, make more clips about your nails...
thank you..
hope for you the best..


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3
Shoot him. Or cut off your fingers
I just need about $3.50
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#4
Maybe he wants you to do dirty things with those fingers?
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#5
send him an email and ask him to buy you an expensive guitar. tell him if he does you'll make a clip of it for him.
#6
He wants to nail you...

Hehe...
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this is DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!
#12
say that if he doesn't send you 10.000 dollars you will cut your fingernails.
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#14
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say that if he doesn't send you 10.000 dollars you will cut your fingernails.


I'm sure TS fingernails are worth a little more than $10....


At least to him.
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#15
unlucky.
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#16
Er...link to said youtube video? Why would you make one about manicures?
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#19
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Er...link to said youtube video? Why would you make one about manicures?

i do makeup tutorials on youtube...

http://www.youtube.com/user/redlipstick678
#20
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He wants to nail you...

Hehe...



LMFAO!!! Sleep with a pair of fingernail clippers next to your bed in case he breaks in. You can threaten him with em. Trust me, ive seen some weird shit go down (im not sure all of it was real though...)
#22
Quote by SenorSmiley
send him an email and ask him to buy you an expensive guitar. tell him if he does you'll make a clip of it for him.


no send him your nail clippings through the post in exchange for a guitar
#23
You do have nice hands...you should try hand modelling, 'cos that shit is dope man.
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#24
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You do have nice hands...you should try hand modelling, 'cos that shit is dope man.

lol interesting suggestion
#25
Send him a picture of a really rank nasty decaying nail, that'll learn him.
#26
i bet he likes fingering.

probably already mentioned, but i dont care.
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#27
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i bet he likes fingering.

probably already mentioned, but i dont care.


Actually..
That has NOT been mentioned..


SO YAY originality ...
#28
I'm sorry, that's just hilarious... and creepy.
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#29
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lol interesting suggestion
Just don't go finger-annorexic.
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#30
Quote by petrina_678
Actually..
That has NOT been mentioned..


SO YAY originality ...


F*CKING YES!
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#32
Ask him if this turns him on.

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#33
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Ask him if this turns him on.




actually i know for a fact that it does, he has favorite a video with a woman who has similar nails...
#34
Oh, I thought this was about how you got turned on by guys wearing nailpolish.

*sigh*

*Takes it off*
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#35
Quote by petrina_678
actually i know for a fact that it does, he has favorite a video with a woman who has similar nails...


now that's horny...
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#36
We should send him pics of ugly, funky toenails.


He'll probably still fap to them though. Freak.
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#37
Weird thread is weird.

Finger nail porn! You can lead the revolution...
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#38
Ok, here's what you should do:


Send him a PM entitled, "I LOVE YOU!" In said PM, you have to get his address. Continue to go to his house and cut off his fingernails while he's asleep. Then, leave him flaming bees which have AIDS so they can flamerape him, barrell roll out of his house and spray paint, "UG FTW!" on the side of his house. That'll show him.
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nice discovery, sir.


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#39
Quote by hellsbiker
no send him your nail clippings through the post in exchange for a guitar


+1

My wife got a tattoo on her toes and she put a thing on YouTube just because it was the easiest way to show her sister who was cross country at the time.

You should have seen the creepy mail she got.
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