#1
gotta girl over. she is hot. kinda flat. not like if i were really gonna do anything to her.

still cool anyways. now what (not rape or fap)
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#3
i had coffee and a hot pocket
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#4
Yes I'm sure there's a hot girl over because you are telling the pit. Why don't you introduce her?
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#5
Rape and fap, simoultainosly?


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#8
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tell me why you are on UG if you have a girl over?


so far im not believing your story.


+1 this guy wouldnt miss a chance
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#9
pics
MY DESIGN/PHOTOGRAPHY TUMBLR
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#10
This man has done nothing to convince me of a girl over....over what exactly?
#11
I smell bullshit.


Pics or stfu
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#12
Give me your email address and get on webcam with her, you two can then do as you wish.

This is only to prove she's over there.....
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#13
you're boring her to death right now ..
or she's already dead, wich would explain a lot tbh


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#14
check to see if she has a dick.
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#17
So she's over there.
And you're over here.
Cannot compute.
I'm that dude with the fro.
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#18
Why are you on UG? Do you have her waiting in the main entrance, looking at pictures from your childhood?

"Ohhh that's a cute one - hey where was this taken?... Hello?"

Git back thur and stay thur. **** UG for now; we're not important. We only hope you succeed with whatever it is you're hoping to accomplish. (Rape/fap, etc)
#19
she'lll be so impressed with you if you make her go on webcam to prove to some forum that somehow you managed to get a girl to go into your house
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#20
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she'lll be so impressed with you if you make her go on webcam to prove to some forum that somehow you managed to get a girl to go into your house


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#21
She reading this?

OI! DOWN HERE!
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#22
Go talk to her then! Watch pr0n together!
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#23
go get her tiger,how old is she and you? how well u know her,go fingering bro! ||./ pink in the stinky
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#24
why are you on UG?? Pics... we all know it's not happening.
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#25
Tits or gofo.
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nice discovery, sir.


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#27
well, go do her already or something.
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#29
haha, wow, this turned into a flame thread like instantly. ug was already running on the internet so then i just made the forum and logged off after 1 reply.

haha, pit, u guys are arse-wholes. too bad i was super close to gettin one before her mom called her wonderin why she cant find her at the mall.

for some reason the photo thingy dosent like facebook pics. gay sauce
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#30
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haha, wow, this turned into a flame thread like instantly. ug was already running on the internet so then i just made the forum and logged off after 1 reply.

haha, pit, u guys are arse-wholes. too bad i was super close to gettin one before her mom called her wonderin why she cant find her at the mall.

for some reason the photo thingy dosent like facebook pics. gay sauce



F*UCK YOU.


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#31
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gotta girl over. she is hot. kinda flat. not like if i were really gonna do anything to her.

still cool anyways. now what (not rape or fap)

I didn't know you had a sister. That's cool.