#1
Seriously, ever since I started working out I've constantly been fighting off a horde of homosexuals. It doesn't help that my house is so clean either.

What to do?
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#3
Lucky guy.
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#5
what monsters have I created?
D=
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#10
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what monsters have I created?
D=

did you delete the last one or was it closed?
#11
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did you delete the last one or was it closed?

I deleted it after being informed that it's against the rules. Shame, really, but I can undertsand if it gets out of hand.
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theguitarist
minterman22
tateandlyle
& alaskan_ninja

#12
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Seriously, ever since I started working out I've constantly been fighting off a horde of homosexuals. It doesn't help that my house is so clean either.

What to do?

Hmmm. This looks like a sig for future useage.
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#14
maybe you should hit up muddy from the original...he seems like a friendly sort
he might enjoy the company
DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING
and
CAREFUL NOW


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#17
Pre-lube your asshole so it will be slightly less painful in the eventuality that you get surprise *********ed
ohai little sig.
#19
Grow chest hair and watch 'the game' tonight with some buddies.
I just need about $3.50
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#20
kind of not funny.

sorry i still like you though.
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#21

Damn you, Kensai.
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#24
Yes, you being a constant visitor of the GAYS thread has nothing to with that.
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