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#2
i was actually told yesterday i was 18.5 / 20 just three days ago
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#4
On a good day, 15 or 16, on some days though around 9 or 10. I'm not really funny in a jokes way though so I have no jokes to post.
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#7
my frineds say i am very funny and ever second thing i say makes people laugh so i will say 18
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#8
The other day my girlfriend called me a pedophile.


I said, "Damn, that's a big-ass word for an 8 year-old."
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#9
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On a good day, 15 or 16, on some days though around 9 or 10. I'm not really funny in a jokes way though so I have no jokes to post.


This exactly.
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#11
as funny as here...so im not funny.

im the kinda guy that tries to be funny but not to call attention, just because i like to tell jokes and do funny stuff...but no one laughs...
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#12
I'd say about a 15...

Partly because my humour is very hit and miss depending on the person, some people really like it, some people just stare at me without even humouring my attempt at humour.

After which I feel like an idiot for the rest of the day
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#13
15/20
19/20 If I am drunked
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#14
Quote by GNiCk89
The other day my girlfriend called me a pedophile.


I said, "Damn, that's a big-ass word for an 8 year-old."

lmao
tat funny
#15
hmmm. 5/20

for some reason, people only laugh at me when i'm not making jokes.
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#18
Not very, probably around a 4 or 5 on most days. When I'm in a good mood though, it goes up to around 14.
#19
I'm pretty damn funny. It's not so much jokes, though, as just making funny/slightly offensive comments at the right moment.
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#20
i'd say 13.

if there's someone who has to do the facepalm-worthy puns, it's me.
#22
why did the ghost haunt city hall?
he wanted to be the nightmare

isn't that ****ing hilarious
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#23
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I'd say about a 15...

Partly because my humour is very hit and miss depending on the person, some people really like it, some people just stare at me without even humouring my attempt at humour.

After which I feel like an idiot for the rest of the day

+1 but just embarassed for the next few seconds. Most of the time I can pick it back up with a clincher.
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#26
I'm funnier in real life than I am here. In the Pit people are either way too dumb to laugh at my jokes or they just don't find them funny. In real life I generally seem to get better responses on average.

I'll say I am a 20, because I'm having a lousy day and I could use the boost in self esteem.

Also, Women's Rights.

Whatever, I thought it was funny.
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#27
20. I'm the best at what I do...
Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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#28
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I'm funnier in real life than I am here. In the Pit people are either way too dumb to laugh at my jokes or they just don't find them funny. In real life I generally seem to get better responses on average.

I'll say I am a 20, because I'm having a lousy day and I could use the boost in self esteem.

Also, Women's Rights.

Whatever, I thought it was funny.

it was a bit
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#29
It depends on who I'm with. I can be really funny when I'm comfortable since I'm willing to throw myself out there (plus I have a really childish voice so anything vulgar sounds hilarious), but I generally have to be proper in most settings.
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#30
I'd say 14-20. It depends on who I'm talking to and what kind of jokes I need to do.
#31
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Making the worst joke possible is what my humour is based on.


probably worse than those.
#32
My jokes are more based on sarcasm and anger so most people just get offended but when I meet someone who understands me I'd say anything ranging from 10-20. I did get voted funniest kid in class at my school though

They were probably sucking up so I wouldn't destroy them with my sun-destroying crotch.

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probably worse than those.


Is that even possible?!?

Penguin Joke: What do you call a Penguin in the desert?.... Lost.

Beat that please
#33
When Im in class, Im about a 5 because Im usually dead serious in class.

When Im not in class, Im usually around a 17 Id say.
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#35
about a 10 normally, but on an awesome day, a 15.

but all of the really funny stuff in my group of friends involve long complex stories and situations, so i don't really feel like remembering one, so you get this lame pun!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
'ellifino!


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#36
I'd say about 18 on a good day. sometimes people find me hilarious. somtimes i'm just awkward.
#37
Well, my sense of humour sometimes gets a bit dark and is lost on many, which is a shame; but when I get it right - which is quite often, recently - I get groups of people genuinely roaring with laughter.

A couple of friends of mine have told me to be a comic, they're the ones that don't realise I just steal jokes from uber kvlt comedians.
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#38
Quote by GNiCk89
The other day my girlfriend called me a pedophile.


I said, "Damn, that's a big-ass word for an 8 year-old."


Lol, that was on Saturday Night Live from the Amy skit with Ashton Kutcher.
#40
probably somewhere between the numbers 1 and 20
I see no sign of fortress.
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