#1
So, I was in the computer room in school today, and there was these 2 year 9 kids that had to write a poem about Women and Cars (don't ask me why) but they were going to read it out in front of there year.

Well they had no ideas so they asked me (I'm In Sixth form) and I told them to put something about Masturbation in it for a joke...

But they didn't see this...they didn't know what masturbation was, so they put it in there poem and before I could get them to change it they were printing it out and had left.

So pit, I may have doomed 2 year 9's school life. Should I feel bad?
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#6
I don't know if you have doomed them or not but please tell us how their poem went. It could be really hilarious...

Oh and chances are they will only be doomed with the teachers. Not the students.
Out of curiosity, what was the joke?
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hahaha thats hilarious. please tape this when they read it.
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#10
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So, I was in the computer room in school today, and there was these 2 year 9 kids that had to write a poem about Women and Cars (don't ask me why) but they were going to read it out in front of there year.

Well they had no ideas so they asked me (I'm In Sixth form) and I told them to put something about Masturbation in it for a joke...


So pit, I may have doomed 2 year 9's school life. Should I feel bad?


What year are you, 2?
#11
Haha once this kid left his essay up the computer and left to go to the bathroom. I used the replace function to replace all his the's with ****. I thought he would notice and change it back but he came back and printed it out right away.
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Haha once this kid left his essay up the computer and left to go to the bathroom. I used the replace function to replace all his the's with ****. I thought he would notice and change it back but he came back and printed it out right away.

awesome, I'll have to try that sometime
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What year are you, 2?


Stop trolling...
Go back to your bridge...
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It's a legit question. Look at the TS's post.

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How is implying he is a seven year old Year 2 a legitimate question?
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#19
You may have but depending on the context on the joke it may be clear they dont know the meaning they just know the association.
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How is implying he is a seven year old Year 2 a legitimate question?


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#21
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How is implying he is a seven year old Year 2 a legitimate question?


See below:

So, I was in the computer room in school today, and there was these 2 year 9 kids that had to write a poem about Women and Cars (don't ask me why) but they were going to read it out in front of there year.

Well they had no ideas so they asked me (I'm In Sixth form) and I told them to put something about Masturbation in it for a joke...

But they didn't see this...they didn't know what masturbation was, so they put it in there poem and before I could get them to change it they were printing it out and had left.

So pit, I may have doomed 2 year 9's school life. Should I feel bad?
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Women and Cars poem?
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#23
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See below:

So, I was in the computer room in school today, and there was these 2 year 9 kids that had to write a poem about Women and Cars (don't ask me why) but they were going to read it out in front of there year.

Well they had no ideas so they asked me (I'm In Sixth form) and I told them to put something about Masturbation in it for a joke...

But they didn't see this...they didn't know what masturbation was, so they put it in there poem and before I could get them to change it they were printing it out and had left.

So pit, I may have doomed 2 year 9's school life. Should I feel bad?


That doesn't change the fact that you asked if the TS was in Year 2...
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#24
So I spoke to one of the kids that wrote the poem today, sadly not as epic as you may have hoped.

The teacher read it before hand and told them to change that bit and some how they got 1st prize with the poem they did write??

I feel like I have failed to be evil in anyway, meh
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[quote="'Tommy[fin"]']Year nine? Isn't that like like 15yo. kids?

It's 12/13years old
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It's 12/13years old

It's 13/14 year olds.


I highly doubt Year 9s don't know what wanking is.
#29
What kind of year 9s don't know what masturbation is

Unless you go to school in the 1960s and they know it as tickling the snake
#30
Man I would love to be in class reading that kids story haha. I would of been like OMG WTF JIMMY MASTERBATES!!! HAHAHA *points finger*
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Man I would love to be in class reading that kids story haha. I would of been like OMG WTF JIMMY MASTERBATES!!! HAHAHA *points finger*


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#33
what was it you actually told them to write?
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wow. if i could figure out how to do that laughing smiley, i would

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So I spoke to one of the kids that wrote the poem today, sadly not as epic as you may have hoped.

The teacher read it before hand and told them to change that bit and some how they got 1st prize with the poem they did write??

I feel like I have failed to be evil in anyway, meh
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#37
Haha.. people in year nine don't know what masturbation is?!
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#38
They don't know what masturbation is at that age? Wow, and there I was thinking kids grow up too fast. Or maybe they were just trying to land you in it, crafty little shits. Hmm. Either way, someone got owned here, so I'd high five you if this were real life.

EDIT: It would seem el-ectro beat me to it.
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#39
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So I spoke to one of the kids that wrote the poem today, sadly not as epic as you may have hoped.

The teacher read it before hand and told them to change that bit and some how they got 1st prize with the poem they did write??

I feel like I have failed to be evil in anyway, meh

Did you expect the teacher to not check the poems over? It needed to be hidden in an entendre no older person can fathom.

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