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#1
Ok, lets all hear the worst burns/insults youve heard by a teacher and/or school admin. of somekind
#2
I have a teacher who always plays that Beatles song "I'm a Loser" when this one kid comes to class.

Edit: In 7th grade, I had a teacher who always made fun of this kid. When the kid would be talking in the back, he would say hey "Ray, quit trying to get a date back there and shut it" Then when he started talking again he'd say something like "Ray, she already said no, give it a break already"
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I have a teacher who always plays that Beatles song "I'm a Loser" when this one kid comes to class.

That's so awesome.
#5
On the last day of school my physics teacher said to my mate "I've been wanting to say this to since the day I met you, F*ck off" lol
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#6
When Teacher black mail students with principals office, referrals, suspension, and detention
#7
My chemistry teacher junior year, one time he was soing this experiment with caustic acid, and this kid in my class makes a crack about how the teacher looks like a rat. My teacher, he looks up and stares at the kid, and because he's not paying attention to the experiment, he accidently pours the acid on his arm, and the skin erodes.

That was the worst teacher burn I've ever seen.
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#8
my ASSistant principal has the out of work porn mustache so he burns himself everyday oh and i did emphasize on the word ass because he is one.
#9
haha, once one of my teachers said to this kid "Don't worry, you can't get your hand pregnant"

that class is the best
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#10
When I was in 7th grade, my algebra teacher would make fun of this one kid who looked like Harry Potter. I didn't like her, she favored the "popular" kids and was a horrible teacher. One class we went to the computer lab and made wallpapers in paint. Yay for public schools. :\
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#11
My teacher bounced a ball off his desk, the roof, another desk, the roof again, another desk then the back wall. It hit a guy who was talking in the back of the head. It was awesome.
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#12
One time a student yelled in the hall way, "dickhead!!" So the student disciplinarian comes out and gives him shit, the student said it again so the disciplinarian says "you want to see a dickhead, come into my office!!" HAHA, he did fail!!!
#14
don't wry bout it it'll go away when your on stage and if you **** up don't stop just keep playing no one will notice
#15
Don't really remember any, but my geography teacher's a douchebag.

One kid asked a question and he's like "ARE YOU FREAKING RETARDED?"

and then for a demonstration he spilled water on the desk etc, and when he was cleaning it he's like "THIS IS WOMAN'S WORK" and I'm at the back like "lawl"

Edit: He also sent a gangster out with money to buy him bread so he could make a sandwich.

The gangster actually came back. With damn good bread too. Egg.
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#16
Every time someone talks, my music theory teacher always says something like, "Alex, he will not hold your hand for a dollar no matter how many times you ask."

ok, yeah. my name is silly because I signed up when I was 13.

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don't wry bout it it'll go away when your on stage and if you **** up don't stop just keep playing no one will notice



WTH??

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#18
My physics teacher would take out a super soaker and spray the students who are late and those out of uniform. Some girl comes to class everyday out of uniform. It's fuin to watch her run around the class getting sprayed.
#19
this really wasnt an insult or anything but just as bad but back in the day (8th grade) my english teacher (R.I.P) motioned to stab me in the back when i was walking away from here desk

edit: i forgot she had scissors in her hand
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#20
Last year some dude came up to me.

Him: "LOL UR A FAG"
Me: "Fuck off and die, shithead."
Him: "LOL UR NOT SPOSED 2 SWAER!11!!2!!1"
Teacher beside me: "Pfft, you had it coming."


Not really a burn but it made me lol.
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My physics teacher would take out a super soaker and spray the students who are late and those out of uniform. Some girl comes to class everyday out of uniform. It's fuin to watch her run around the class getting sprayed.


Out of Uniform in a white T-shirt I hope.
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#22
I had a teacher who is openly, to the school, racist and homophobic. So needless to say, he had some long haired people jokes, and some Obama jokes I don't much approve of. One of the biggest reasons I left the school was to make sure I avoided his class. I went about 3 years without a detention, and knew he would screw that up for me. Haha.
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WTH??

Wrong thread?

sorry ****ed up there um lets see my retarded(literally) classmate was talking while the teacher was talking and i said to shut up dumbass and my teacher laughed his ass off
#24
it wasnt meant to be racist, but there's a black kid in our class who calls racist every 3 seconds. He is the most racist kid i know, and he hates pretty much all white guys. So, when our teacher mentioned something about racism in the states, before the guy even opened his mouth, the teacher said "Shut it Nick."

She's the best english teacher i ever had.
#25
my old american history teacher and i would always be exchanging insults. she was pretty awesome. and if i couldnt think of a good insult, i would just go up to her desk and either
a) comment on how hot her sister was and ask if she was in town (she never was) or,
b) move/steal something off her desk (she had ocd).

i miss that class.
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#26
As part of our uniform, we have to tuck in our shirts, and one time my friend had his shirt out.

Assistant Principal: Hey, was your shirt on fire? 'Cause it's out now!!!
#27
I heard this from a friend of mine.

He had a substitute teacher because his usual teacher was sick. This teacher had a stutter so kids were constantly making fun of him (they were 10 or 11).

Anyway, during break my friend was walking down a hallway and saw one of the boys who was making most fun out of the sub teacher. Out of nowhere that same teacher dashes from his room and tackles this kid against the wall!!

They never saw that teacher again.

Not an insult, but pretty crazy.
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As part of our uniform, we have to tuck in our shirts, and one time my friend had his shirt out.

Assistant Principal: Hey, was your shirt on fire? 'Cause it's out now!!!


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#29
In Spanish class a few years ago a kid answered a questions but he was unsure and said "Jugue?" My teacher says "Well, it isn't me, it must be you" or something like that.
#30
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I heard this from a friend of mine.

He had a substitute teacher because his usual teacher was sick. This teacher had a stutter so kids were constantly making fun of him (they were 10 or 11).

Anyway, during break my friend was walking down a hallway and saw one of the boys who was making most fun out of the sub teacher. Out of nowhere that same teacher dashes from his room and tackles this kid against the wall!!

They never saw that teacher again.

Not an insult, but pretty crazy.

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#31
First day of my junior year of high school, this one really annoying girl asks my theatre teacher if we can watch scary movie 4 or something of that sort. his reply is "I'm sorry, I don't watch trash." the class was just like "ooooooo damn, burrnnnn."
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#32
Well, one time during Algebra I, which we took online, we all got on an MMO shooter and were battling each other. The teacher noticed, logged in to our room and said everyone online was getting written up. Me with my alt+F4 skills avoided it though.
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#33
I had a teacher who once said to a girl: You got too much boobs, and not enough intelligence.
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#34
My theatre history professor is the second coolest guy I've ever met, and I think his best crack was this:

(talking about ancient Greek plays) "Back in those days there were many gods. This was before Jesus came and slew all those loser gods and totally ruled."

The coolest professor ever, my clowning teacher, loves failure. It's the point of his class to make his students not fear failure. So he says, in his light London accent and with a smile, things like:

"That was absolutely horrid."
"I have never seen anything so disastrous in my life."
"That could not have been any worse."

And so on. But the more he says you fail, the better you're doing. That was the best class I've ever taken in all my years of schooling.
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#35
On monday y english teacher and I were talking about Sigur Ros and she asked me if I listened to them, and I responded that I thought they sounded like coldplay, if coldplay actually had talent.

This kid beside me goes ape shit over it so my teacher pwned him by saying there's a reason why coldplay is up with trash like 50 Cent and Nelly on the MTV hit countdown.

It pretty much made my day
#36
My English teacher once told this guy in my class who turned around to ask this girl a question "Why do you have to interrupt me and ask her when I'M the teacher here? Grow some freaking gonads!" Completley serious, in his condescending manner. I felt so bad for the guy.
#37
"Is that the way you repay your mother?" Haha! My school has robots for teachers.
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#38
"did you wake up on the retarded side of the bed this morning?"

"Shut up! You spew nonsense!"

i know there are others that be more funny but my mind is balnkin out
#39
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When Teacher black mail students with principals office, referrals, suspension, and detention


.....thats not black mail that'd just be a threat.
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#40
My teacher saw a kid sleeping in his class and threw a text book at him


(he missed, obviously, but just wanted the SLAM to wake him up).