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#1
How do you think they ended up there? What did they do?

I think this has some potential... Or maybe not. We'll see.

Also, inb4rape.

There's nobody above me, so... I guess just start with me.

Edit: I realize these "user above you" threads are getting old, but... Oh well.
Daron. The Pit loves you.
daron aka kosmic is now a pit legend
Best post on the pit. Good for you.
thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
Last edited by kosmic at Oct 16, 2008,
#2
Punching a nun and stealing her otherworldy possessions.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#3
Smuggling drugs through computers
Got a question about Baritone guitars? Feel free to PM me.

Thanks to UG, I converted from Metalcore to some "real" Metal.
#4
Wow these user above you things are getting desperate.

But to contribute, assault with a deadly weapon I guess.
#6
For being a koala that is under the influence of alcohol.

God alone knows what terrible things he perpretated.


EDIT:

Damn it!

For masturbating on an all-girl's elementary school's playground.
#7
for being angry at phillies fans and killing several

EDIT: if i remember you are in boston seryaph
Last edited by SenseS FaiL at Oct 16, 2008,
#9
Quote by drunkinkoala
Wow these user above you things are getting desperate.

But to contribute, assault with a deadly weapon I guess.

Lack of originality?
#17
flying without a license
I thought I heard the door open, oh no,
I thought I heard the door open but
I only heard it close.
#18
flying without a licence
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#21
Having big ass eyes and smoking in a non-smoking area.
Quote by Adam...?
I generally try to avoid being that guy, but I'm not going to lie to you, it's possible that I shit in a friend's dresser once.

Quote by Jackintehbox
Coke tastes like a can of smashed assholes, so yes there is a difference.

I am USUALLY the nicest one here.
#23
Suck Mah Dick!
Quote by Adam...?
I generally try to avoid being that guy, but I'm not going to lie to you, it's possible that I shit in a friend's dresser once.

Quote by Jackintehbox
Coke tastes like a can of smashed assholes, so yes there is a difference.

I am USUALLY the nicest one here.
#24
I'm sorry, I didn't see the parenthesis. Please take my penis out of your mouth
Quote by Adam...?
I generally try to avoid being that guy, but I'm not going to lie to you, it's possible that I shit in a friend's dresser once.

Quote by Jackintehbox
Coke tastes like a can of smashed assholes, so yes there is a difference.

I am USUALLY the nicest one here.
#25
Austiman, for obviously being the nicest here =P
#26
Fapping in Public!
Quote by kranoscorp
I find that I feel the same about women who play bass as I think of immigrants in America.

I respect them for finding a place in society under a lot of ridicule, but I have an odd paranoia that they are going to steal my job.
#27
Pissing in public
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#30
Showing his "whale" in public. ...Thank me f*cker.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#31
He just felt like sleeping in the back of a cop car... and ran around asking old ladys to show him their weiners.
#32
Quote by horloko
He just felt like sleeping in the back of a cop car... and ran around asking old ladys to show him their weiners.


I told you licking other folks feet was illegal!
#33
Quote by imdeth
I told you licking other folks feet was illegal!

Screw you I can lick as many feet as I want. You got no proof.
#36
Thinking the truth.
Quote by DieGarbageMan
i can become erect whilst displeasing women




What a talented person.
#38
well he's dead... and they ran out of ambulance, so, there he is.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
#40
Wats wrong with mah face?!?!?!?

too bad you can't get arrested for being a dickhead


...
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!