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#1
So I just got home from almost being arrested. Let me tell you the story. Me my friends (Justin, Billy, Sean) and my girlfriend stephanie decided like every other night to go and smoke some good old delaware ganga. We hot boxed my friends car which just let me tell you only has 2 seats and no backseat it was taken out for weight reduction. So after doing this we where hungry and we still had a little bit of weed and I had the roach and a bong. We decided to go to mcdonalds. Then on the way their it seemed as if a cop was following us so we all pulled into burger king i went off and hid the bong in a tree. Then we continued on our journey and we had thought we ditched the cop but we where wrong. We got pulled over. Justin was driving the car but its billys car billy was in the trunk and quickly climbed out of the trunk. To sit in the back without a back seat belt so we are pulled over. Justin is driving I am in the passenger seat and sean, stephanie, and billy are in the back. The cop comes up ask for license registration and proof of insurance. Being high as shit it took us 5 minutes to find everything. After that he tells justin to get out of the car and handcuffs him searches him and makes him sit down we could not hear what he was saying. Then he told me to get out, he hand cuffed me I asked what am I being arrested for he says the oder of marijuana. I reply you cant arrest me for this. He then says your only being retained I am going to search you. I reply okay. He then said quietly in my ear tell me where the weed is and you can go I then say **** YOU Then i just sit down next to justin and we just joke around. I have been arrested once so i have been through this bullshit before. Then the cop calls for backup to get more handcuffs and a female cop to search stephanie. So after a bit we are all sitting down he starts searching and lieing. He ask how much did we smoke and billy replies none just some ciggarettes we all go billy we already told him we did. Then after a bit the cop tells billy i found a roach and billy being a funny smartass goes their are no bugs in my car. We all laugh. Then at that point I say officer I really gotta pee. Can I go around the corner or something. He says no I said look i am not going to run away you can hold my dick if you want put a gun to my head or whatever i just gotta piss. He says no. I was freezing to and shaking it was so cold out their. He searches and searches. I lean over torwards justin and say look man your in college and your going to be a nurse if he finds it you are taking the blame. he says no and we start arguing yelling at each other. Then the cop told us to bequiet i replied i am not arrested yet. Sean is behind me is so excited keeps leaning torwards me saying this is the first time i have been arrested and keeps saying it i just keep laughing. I asked the female cop for my snickers in the glove compartment she said no. Then the cop finally finished and didnt find the weed it was in my pack of ciggarettes that where empty while the roach was in my pockets. so justin just gets a ticket for the no seatbelts then we get to all go home hahahah **** them cops.

anyone else got some arrest stories
"In the end they will know we have rocked" (Zander lee)

"Nick Grundy have a wonderful afterlife"

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The pit could get more done in a hour than the police could in a week.
#2
If you had been arrested I would still have the precious minute and a half it took me to decipher all of that incoherent babbling about cops and roaches.
#3
Gimme my 5 mins back!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#5
mega wall of text!

Yea.. once. I'll summarise it in a line. I threatened to stab someone because they were really pissing me off (not the best decision I've made).
#6
Wow, are you a builder by any chance?

..Cos I see you've built quite the wall of text there..

..

No, I don't have any arrest stories.
Sigs are overrated.
#7
You're a moron.
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I generally try to avoid being that guy, but I'm not going to lie to you, it's possible that I shit in a friend's dresser once.

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Coke tastes like a can of smashed assholes, so yes there is a difference.

I am USUALLY the nicest one here.
#10
No arrest stories, but once I had to call an ambulance when a wall of text fell on me.
kill all humans
#11
Quote by Austiman
You're a moron.

at least i dont suck dick
"In the end they will know we have rocked" (Zander lee)

"Nick Grundy have a wonderful afterlife"

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Get a hooker AND listen to your own music?


Quote by jake911
The pit could get more done in a hour than the police could in a week.
#12
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So I just got home from almost being arrested. Let me tell you the story.

About how your life got twisted upside down...

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#13
Quote by bckinblu
at least i dont suck dick



BURN!


...wait no. That wasn't funny.


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About how your life got twisted upside down...



NOOOOO!
#14
Quote by Guitarfreak217
Wow.. That was painful to read...
Please fix that...
And why the hell did you say **** you to a cop?
That was really smart...
No I'm serious.
I'm sure that totally helped your situation.

Be cause he is a pig and that is all he deserves.
"In the end they will know we have rocked" (Zander lee)

"Nick Grundy have a wonderful afterlife"

Quote by Izz
Get a hooker AND listen to your own music?


Quote by jake911
The pit could get more done in a hour than the police could in a week.
#15
Quote by bckinblu
Be cause he is a pig and that is all he deserves.



I hope you get raped one day, take it to the cops and get told


"F*CK YOU!"
#16
Quote by DirtyMakik
Gimme my 5 mins back!


....it took you five minutes to read that?
#18
I see a lot of complaining about the wall its not easy to type when your high okay settle down settle down. Plus I like walls.
"In the end they will know we have rocked" (Zander lee)

"Nick Grundy have a wonderful afterlife"

Quote by Izz
Get a hooker AND listen to your own music?


Quote by jake911
The pit could get more done in a hour than the police could in a week.
#20
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Seryaph reads faster than DirtyMakik apparently...


so wut?
...*searches for good answer*...
...*can't find any*...
... Interests!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#21
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I hope you get raped one day, take it to the cops and get told


"F*CK YOU!"

cant rape the willing
"In the end they will know we have rocked" (Zander lee)

"Nick Grundy have a wonderful afterlife"

Quote by Izz
Get a hooker AND listen to your own music?


Quote by jake911
The pit could get more done in a hour than the police could in a week.
#23
Quote by Guitarfreak217
I "dislike" cops as much as the next guy. And maybe he does deserve that, but it was really really stupid and probably didn't help the situation.

who cares i was planning on going to jail that night anyway cops cant get offended by that and its not a crime
"In the end they will know we have rocked" (Zander lee)

"Nick Grundy have a wonderful afterlife"

Quote by Izz
Get a hooker AND listen to your own music?


Quote by jake911
The pit could get more done in a hour than the police could in a week.
#24
Quote by bckinblu
cant rape the willing



Have you ever read any Bukowski?

I am sure that a rape situation can be devised that would make you most unwilling.
#25
Quote by SeveralSpecies
I can if I roofy you.


....this got weird.

yea you wanna pretend these past couple post never happened
"In the end they will know we have rocked" (Zander lee)

"Nick Grundy have a wonderful afterlife"

Quote by Izz
Get a hooker AND listen to your own music?


Quote by jake911
The pit could get more done in a hour than the police could in a week.
#27
Quote by bckinblu
at least i dont suck dick


Considering the posts you've made in the past, having 'porn parties' with your friends, and tramp stamping a guy, it seems you might not be far from it..
Sigs are overrated.
#28
So? you almost got arrested? I can touch my weiner with my foot. The universe is in perfect balance.
#29
Quote by dannyboy14
Considering the posts you've made in the past, having 'porn parties' with your friends, and tramp stamping a guy, it seems you might not be far from it..

wow you make me feel like the gayest straight guy on UG and I think its quite funny that you remembered that
"In the end they will know we have rocked" (Zander lee)

"Nick Grundy have a wonderful afterlife"

Quote by Izz
Get a hooker AND listen to your own music?


Quote by jake911
The pit could get more done in a hour than the police could in a week.
#32
Quote by Guitarfreak217
HOLY SHIT!
Please use some grammar...please...


*cough* We're in the Pit, Good Sir.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#34
Quote by blackthought
Why'd you capitalize "good sir"?




Why is your question mark outside the quotations?
#36
Quote by bckinblu
wow you make me feel like the gayest straight guy on UG and I think its quite funny that you remembered that


Actually, I saw it on on your profile. You know, the one you get to by clicking your name..?

And I think it's quite funny that you would think anyone would care enough to remember that about you
Sigs are overrated.
#38
I've got one that's something like it. I wasn't cuffed or anything, but we got the cops called on us.

Me and two friends were filming a video for history. It was about the War on Drugs, so we were dressed as stereotypical drug dealers and such, acting suspicious for the camera (and anyone watching). So one guy thought we were being suspicious and called. Mind you, this took place at a middle school where we were filming.
So the officer gets there and asks if we've been up to anything. I say no. I explain that we were filming a video and the guy who called the officer didn't press any charges. There was much rejoicing. I'm just glad I didn't mention the bag of sugar in my back pocket. Coulda complicated things.
#39
Quote by blackthought
Why'd you capitalize "good sir"?



Quote by SeveralSpecies
Why is your question mark outside the quotations?


Why can't you both just read and shut up?

...but I must admit I like winks ... ohh wait it's a guy
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

Quote by daytripper75
Get To Da Choppa!
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