#1
Hey Pit, I need an excuse or something to get out of school last period tomorrow, I have a dumbass group presentation and need something easy to pull off that will be able to get me out of school, and go home early.

PLease don't suggest rape, fap etc, that will not help me exactly :P:

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To a place where we both know,
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Spend some time before we go..
#2
Skip School
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#4
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Skip School


That'll probably be the most logical idea you get.


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#5
I've thought of that, but I have an English exam and some really cool subjects I actually wanna do, just not last period, skipping school's my last resort.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#7
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That'll probably be the most logical idea you get.




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I've thought of that, but I have an English exam and some really cool subjects I actually wanna do, just not last period, skipping school's my last resort.


Skip Last Period.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#9
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Skip Last Period.


This man is just full of smarts! *pats on back*
#10
Just leave and if they follow you up just say you had a medical/dental appointment. I use it all the time.
#11
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Skip Last Period.

If you didn't notice that's why i'm asking for suggestions...


I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#14
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This man is just full of smarts! *pats on back*

...


TS, if you don't wanna "skip" it properly. Then, get sick or fake to get sick.
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#15
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If you didn't notice that's why i'm asking for suggestions...




yeah heres my suggestion for that, just don't show up to class, that's what people mean by skipping class, no excuse given, and since it's last period you can just walk out of school.
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#16
Just say you forgot you had a class, you're really really sorry, won't happen again, then offer to bone your teacher as a making-up gift. Works everytime


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#17
Drink a whole heap of water really fast until you fell sick. Complain to your teacher stick your finger down your throat and you have vomit my friend... My friend did it because he had an oral due.
#19
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TS, if you don't wanna "skip" it properly. Then, get sick or fake to get sick.


Damn...I was hopping for a sig....
#20
Why do you need an excuse? just wag the period, Methinks I don't quite understand whats goin on Y'all....
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#21
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Damn...I was hopping for a sig....


Poor lil' thing. There, you can have a cookie.

I can still sig it for sure... should I?
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#22
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Poor lil' thing. There, you can have a cookie.

I can still sig it for sure... should I?


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#23
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I'd be one happy little ethereal if you did...



Ok then! ... sigg'd
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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Get To Da Choppa!
#25
I just hang around in music and talk to the teacher, then if they ask where I was I offer a mysterious "Helping out in music".
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#27
Yeah. Tell them that your problem is you get all funny when daddy touches you in your between-thigh area, but the bible says NO
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#28
Just do the group presentation.
If you skip it, then your group might do it another day, and it'll look fishy if you try to skip school then as well.
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#29
ok if its a REALLY tight school and you REALLY need an excuse
do go in the morning to form assembly or homeroom or whatever u call it
go to ur other classes
dont go to english
and forge a note\ fake a phonecall
and if you need a medical certificate go to a doctor in whatever the nz equivalent of springvale is
and get one
#30
you could forge your mums signiture and type up a note
then sign it as her
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#31
Don't be an arse. I wouldn't care if it was your own education you were pissing over, but if you're in a group, it means other people must be dependent on you for their marks. Which means not only are you screwing yourself, you're also screwing them. Man up and do the responsible thing, dude.
#32
You think it won't look suspicious if you just don't turn up for that class?

Also, grow up.
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#33
Suck it up? Everyone does things they don't like.
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#35
Run into a wall. And collapse.

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#36
just get a friend to say that you will be comin to the lesson later, by then hopefully the teacher would have of forgotten about u and u shud be free to go home


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#37
Shit yourself.

Seriously. Group presentation. You gotta kick yourself in the butt, before one of your team mates kicks you in the nuts. That what I'd do if my team mate wanted to skip our presentation.
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#38
tell the teacher you have to get ready for world war three and run outa class.or scream zombie attack and run away...
or the best and easy way...just dont show up
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#39
Sooo you're gonna skip out and make your group members fail? Lazy ass. Just do your damned homework.
#40
Our groups were all put together and stuff by the teacher, I had done all the work but my group asked me and another guy if we wanted to sit out so we said yip.. So I just didn't go all day.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..