#1
Ok guys, so im gonna be a godfather =D
My mate recently got his girlfriend of nearly two years pregnant, and despite that seeming pretty bad, after two months or so to come to terms with it, theyre actually pleased with the idea of having a kid. Now, theyre both 18, which may seem kinda young, but no joke, a mate of mine was born when his mum was 16, and there was a girl in my old school who got pregnant when she was TWELVE. no joke. course the da went to jail, and shes now 18 with a 5 year old and another 2 year old. o.0
But yeah my mate and his girlfriend asked me the other day if i would be the godfather and it made my day =D just thought id share some happines around guys.
you wanna buy a bus ticket mate?
#2
Sounds awesome

But because other people have had kids at a younger place it doesn't mean it's fabulous
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#5


Awesome

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#7
Dude when the child is getting baptized you should have all your rivals wacked.
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#8
"You come to me today, the day of my friends daughters baptism, asking a favour" make sure your tongue has swollen to twice it's normal size before you talk!
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#10
hell i expected another: godfather vs some other mafia movie thread.

but i was pleasantly surprised; congrats m8 hope they can handle the responsibility
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Awesome


Did he just kill that cat?
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Did he just kill that cat?

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#14
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Congrats.

I too am a God Father, an Uncle and a Mosh Father!


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#16
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Well, a God father has to make sure a child is raised in a holy family.

A mosh father is the same, but for metal.


keep them tykes away from that pop eh?
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#20
Remember it is every godfather's duty to hand the child a guitar, a bottle of whiskey and the words 'there, figure the rest out from here' before the child turns seven.
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#23
Cool, congrats. I'm an uncle, or 'half uncle' to my half brothers two daughters.
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