#1
I was reminded of how much I hate hummers by an ad that I just saw on UG. They're such senseless vehicles! Look at these ****ing things:




They are big, ugly, expensive, posery, dirty, inefficient, dangerous... there is nothing good about them. They are a Chevy Tahoe chassis with a massive heavy box thrown on top.

Only assholes and bitches drive them, in fact the majority of people I see driving an H3 are actually women so I don't see how anyone thinks they are tough for owning one.


Your thoughts?
Survivor of the St. John's Lockdown
Quote by SG thrasher

The thread-starter is a legend.
Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

Quote by The_Paranoia

Congratz man, you are a true, American Hero.
Go Schneiderman!

Gun Facts: Educate Yourself
#3
You're obviously a whiteboy...


As am I.
I like Tupac though
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#8
I have 7.

I'm not black, just a white, middle aged accountant with a moustache.

Brah.

RMF


I was much further out than you thought
And not waving but drowning.
I was much too far out all my life
And not waving but drowning.
#10
If someone is willing to take it offroading, I fully respect their choice of vehicles (although they could get better).

If someone buys one to drive it around town, that's just a waste of what they were originally designed for.
#11
Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't included, thats how the scam you.

Epiphone Les Paul Standard w/ SD Alnico Pro II's
Fender Aerodyne Telecaster & Stratocaster
Marshall JCM 800 4104 combo


E-Married to Funny_Page
#14
Quote by n to the k
land rover defender FTW!


fixed

Quote by bassmanjoe08
Dan

Don't stop being you <3


Quote by fatgoogle
I think after this relentless adding for the last 10 mins, that Dan is the coolest looking. Goddamn welsh people and my great etc etc etc etc etc granddad is welsh.
#15
Quote by Sooopo
If someone is willing to take it offroading, I fully respect their choice of vehicles (although they could get better).

If someone buys one to drive it around town, that's just a waste of what they were originally designed for.


Given GM's marketing strategy (which included commercials depicting the hummer as the perfect soccermom vehicle) I don't think they give a damn about its off road capability. And like you said, anyone looking to go off road could do better. A lot better, for a lot less money.
Survivor of the St. John's Lockdown
Quote by SG thrasher

The thread-starter is a legend.
Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

Quote by The_Paranoia

Congratz man, you are a true, American Hero.
Go Schneiderman!

Gun Facts: Educate Yourself
#16


This was my first vehicle and it was still more badass than a Hummer.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


Quote by titsmcgee852
I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#17
Quote by aaciseric
Search "No one really cares" in Google and you'll find my opinion on them.


Lost, running + crying in nowhere…
nobody really cares how the little girl feels…
sitting in her room, all alone crying…
she saw the knife which release her from hell of being alive…
she cut her self…
everywhere blood…no one cares…
her parents came back and found her in blood…
asking and asking why but they didn’t really care…
they forgot that she was even exist…
they didn’t really care about how she felt before doing this…
about her secret thoughts…
no one really cares about the little girl that lying dead in bed…


Survivor of the St. John's Lockdown
Quote by SG thrasher

The thread-starter is a legend.
Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

Quote by The_Paranoia

Congratz man, you are a true, American Hero.
Go Schneiderman!

Gun Facts: Educate Yourself
#19
Quote by Ed Hunter


This was my first vehicle and it was still more badass than a Hummer.


If that is actually you. Then you are officially a badass.
#20
Quote by Ed Hunter


This was my first vehicle and it was still more badass than a Hummer.


That is badass.

Br00talz, infact.

*Bows down*
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#21
haha out in here in va beach we have raised hummers. shits ridiclous can you imagine how much gas they get.
#22
Quote by Schneiderman
Given GM's marketing strategy (which included commercials depicting the hummer as the perfect soccermom vehicle) I don't think they give a damn about its off road capability. And like you said, anyone looking to go off road could do better. A lot better, for a lot less money.



True that.





I'd actually much rather get an old Jeep CJ-5, just for the badass factor of it.
#23
hahahahaha

"jewish cowboys "

when ur swartzzenegger theyre cool
if your the social equivalent of a cheese role, then theyre not. simple as!
Down the Down
#24
Quote by Kumanji
I hate all so called "Sports Utility Vehicles". What a waste of money, taste and the planet.


I totally see where you're coming from, but when you're moving from Orlando to San Fransisco with three dogs, two Les Pauls you don't want damaged in the moving truck(I don't trust those guys, every mover I've ever met doesn't take his job seriously), and a few days worth of luggage for three people, a Chevy Tahoe looks awful pretty.

But hummers? Just.... no. Reminds me of that Grand Theft Auto III radio commercial. "So what if it only gets 5 miles to the gallon? It has an amphibious mode!"
Quote by flame843
My original intent was to put "...but never trust the French," but I didn't for fear of starting a flame war with some French UGER.


Quote by Funkbass796
why worry about that? They'd surrender immediatly.
#27
Quote by Schneiderman


coolest TS i've encountered in a while, that's how you take a joke
#29
Quote by 05t16
you wouldnt complain if you had one.


If I had one, I'd sell it and buy a BMW GS, a KLR650 and a small pickup truck, and have money left over.
Survivor of the St. John's Lockdown
Quote by SG thrasher

The thread-starter is a legend.
Seriously, who thinks "Shit, i'm gonna die, BRB, Ima' tell UG."?

Quote by The_Paranoia

Congratz man, you are a true, American Hero.
Go Schneiderman!

Gun Facts: Educate Yourself
#30
The only people I see driving them are women, which makes them even more dangerous vehicles >:[
Mesa Single Rectifier
Marshall 1960A vintage
Rg3exfm1 w/ EMG 85/81
Big Baby Taylor Acoustic
Ibanez TS808
#31
Quote by Schneiderman
If I had one, I'd sell it and buy a BMW GS, a KLR650 and a small pickup truck, and have money left over.


Ford Ranger for the small pickup. Well, one of the Edge models.

I have one from '01, and I could never imagine myself driving anything else.

Except during winter.... But that'll be okay. Moving down to Austin soon, where half an inch of sleet closes everything.

EDIT:
Quote by touji-za-nai
The only people I see driving them are women, which makes them even more dangerous vehicles >:[


Quote by flame843
My original intent was to put "...but never trust the French," but I didn't for fear of starting a flame war with some French UGER.


Quote by Funkbass796
why worry about that? They'd surrender immediatly.