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so pit, i was eating out at a Mexican restaurant in my town the other day and this guy comes up asking an ass load of questions, and he gave me a weird vibe. And im wondering am i going to get raped?
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#3
ya
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#6
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Yes.

Yes you are.


... with a rake.


A shovel.

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#10
Well if you know it's coming then it's not a surprise and rape is surprise sex so no you are not going to get raped. Fucked in the ass maybe but not raped.
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#11
Your best defense is to carry around a pillow while waiting for the inevitable, that way when it happens you'll be prepared, you will indeed have something to bite on!
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#12
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Yes.

Yes you are.


... with a rake.


i had a feeling a rake would be involved.......
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Is it safe to thrust sticks up your butt and walk around screaming, "THE STICKMAN COMETH!"?


#14
Oh yes.
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#18
Yes it'll happen..... Soon..
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#19
Dude.. * I * asked a load of questions?! I asked you to pass the salt shaker and you touched my genitalia.
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#23
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#26
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you see that one on the far right?
that's what you gonna get raped by.

Personally I would prefer to be raped by the fork, but I guess everyone has their own preference...
#28
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What kind of questions plz?


just like if i lived around the town and where i went to school, he could have been just being friendly, but he seemed like he wanted to rape everyone in the place
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Is it safe to thrust sticks up your butt and walk around screaming, "THE STICKMAN COMETH!"?


#29
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Personally I would prefer to be raped by the fork, but I guess everyone has their own preference...


I'd rather be raped by the one on the far left.

At least it resembles the shape of a penis.


....slightly.
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#31
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so pit, i was eating out at a Mexican restaurant in my town the other day and this guy comes up asking an ass load of questions, and he gave me a weird vibe. And im wondering am i going to get raped?


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#32
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I predict a spin-off thread.


I predict your mother.
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#33
Quote by bass 4 life
just like if i lived around the town and where i went to school, he could have been just being friendly, but he seemed like he wanted to rape everyone in the place



Chastity belt pl0x.
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#35
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Engage him orally.

That will throw him off big time.

omg! lololol
thats a really good idea
#36
well duh, if you come in the pit you SHALL get raped...
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#37
Quote by Jackal58
Well if you know it's coming then it's not a surprise and rape is surprise sex so no you are not going to get raped. Fucked in the ass maybe but not raped.


You fuc/king retard. Rape is any unwanted sexual act.

Do you honestly tell the women you're about to rape "Hey, I'm about to stick my **** in you, I know you probably don't want it, but I didn't want to come as a surprise to you, so that you don't think I'm raping you"?
#38
Quote by Masamune
Nuh-uh


Oh I'm sorry did I say I PREDICT your mother?

What I meant was I raped her in the anus so hard she now holds the record for the worlds most ravaged and repugnant rectum.


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#39
You should get one of those spikey things women put in their vagina to stop a rapist that will show him.
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