#1
Ok i know the pit is a horrible place to ask for advice, but im in dire need.

the situation:
My high school homecoming is saturday night (where i live, that's two more nights from now) and basically my friends and i are gonna go get dinner, go to the homecoming dance, and then head back to one of my friend's house to spend the night.

I'm currently single, so I was going to do what i normally do at most school dances that i go to- talk/socialize with people, and pretend that i know how to dance by standing with a huge group of people and just kind of move around so it'll look like i'm dancing.

But 5 minutes ago one of my friends called me (she's a girl) and started talking to me about the dance. i said i was going and so she said something to the amount of "awesome! we should dance together!" O_O

I have no idea how to dance. Literally no idea. I cannot dance for my life

So i need suggestions, basically how i should dance with her and how i should act at the dance so i dont come off as a freak, and so i don't seem too "distant" (you know when you try to "play it cool" but you end up seeming like your high and have no idea whats going on)

tl;dr: A girl said she wants to dance with me at my high school's home coming and i have no idea how to dance
#4
Get drunk


It'll come naturally
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#5
Don't sweat it,girls don't really care if you can dance or not.Just play it cool and go with flow...or you could always try imdeth's idea...
#7
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dont dance.


Light a blunt.



haha but thats what we're gonna do at my friends house after the dance
#9
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haha but thats what we're gonna do at my friends house after the dance

haha dammmn stright ;D
S m 0 0 k e w e e d & Live life bro.


#10
um. i somehow got through my senior prom without knowing how to dance.....


wait, nvm that. my old boss taught me how to dance.

imagine: two guys, at roughly 6 am, covered in cow crap/iodine/corn dust/straw (i milked cows) slow dancing. awkwardly. i'm so glad nobody else was there.
#11
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imagine: two guys, at roughly 6 am, covered in cow crap/iodine/corn dust/straw (i milked cows) slow dancing. awkwardly. i'm so glad nobody else was there.


Sounds hot, video please.
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#13
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Grab her by the buttcheeks and grind your crotch into her.

Works every time.

Every.

Time.

Pretty much yeah
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i'm voting for GNiCk89. i just like how he speaks TO me, not AT me.

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Yea, Sublime is a great band. You have an Underoath icon, so I think your opinion doesn't matter.
#14
put your hands on her ass and suppress your erection
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#15
^ is that what grinding is?

sorry im such a noob to this but honestly have no idea how to dance :-P
#17
Hold her hips, look her in the eye, tell her she looks beautiful in that dress and let the good times roll
#20
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other suggestions please?


Put on some Metallica and thrash like a maniac. You don't need to know anything to look good moshing.

Or alternatively try some hardcore dancing

Seriously, I hate dancing and have nothing to contribute.