#1
The reason my friend canceled getting together on Saturday is because I "make her feel dumb." I was at a total loss for words.

Any similar stories of anything remotely as weird as that?


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#3
People tell me that I make them feel retarded constantly. I just apologize, say I'm too stupid to be able to help it, we laugh, and I get honesty points.

Or something
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#4
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That's wierd..
Or you could just be a dick and not even realize it


THats actually a lot more likely, I know people just like that
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#5
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That's wierd..
Or you could just be a dick and not even realize it




or you really are just a genius


dude all you can say to yourself now is "shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
#7
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That's wierd..
Or you could just be a dick and not even realize it

I won't deny it, I can be quite a huge dick. But I never did anything dick like around her. Guess I'm just really smart.
#8
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I won't deny it, I can be quite a huge dick. But I never did anything dick like around her. Guess I'm just really smart.


Or she's just really dumb.
#9
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I won't deny it, I can be quite a huge dick. But I never did anything dick like around her. Guess I'm just really smart.


I dunno about that man. You ARE a pit monkey...
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#10
You could always make her feel better by telling her that she could probably do that all by herself.
#11
sounds like a lie to me, there has to be an actual LOGICAL reason....
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#13
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or you really are just a genius


dude all you can say to yourself now is "shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-



eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Just don't be overzealous when talking to her; don't make jokes at her expense all the time and you'll be fine.


oh that is great!

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#15
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I won't deny it, I can be quite a huge dick. But I never did anything dick like around her. Guess I'm just really smart.


The point of being a dick is not knowing you're a dick.if you know you're a dick then you're a douche.
#17
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sounds like a lie to me, there has to be an actual LOGICAL reason....



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Maybe she just doesn't like you and was looking for an excuse?



DING! DING! DING!

Just hang out with someone else, or if the "getting together" was code for date, go talk to other girls.
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#19
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you probably get all your dating advice from 11 year old emos online.


don't b dissin tha pit yo
#20
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Smell BS...

She's lying



this

she is either embarrassed to be seen in public with you, or is bangin someone else.
#22
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don't b dissin tha pit yo


maybe the ts is a chav. in that case go stomp some emos instead.
#24
At least she's telling the truth (hopefully). I hate people who make up other plans, except for when I do it.
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#25
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I'm a total chav in the ole' US of A.


you and me both. let's stomp some emos.

Seriously, the girl is probably too hot to hang out for you and she got a better offer. Either that or she said yes for pity then her friends laughed at her so she backed out.

You can find someone else.