I was just unbanned a couple days ago after I asked to be banned. So I was wondering, pit...

What's the strangest thing you've asked someone to do for you?
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I immediately clenched my butthole after reading that...
"can you pass the pepper"

I hate pepper.
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If you are rowing down the road in your canoe and your wagon wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to make a doghouse?

Green, because a vest has no sleeves.

Can't we all just get a bong?
'could you hold my weiner for a sec?, ive got to do something"
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be the music, not the scene
typical pit responses...

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I immediately clenched my butthole after reading that...
will u waddle my widdle
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I laughed at someone for breaking his g-string, and got sigged

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You just made me spit out my Kool-Aid all over my keyboard.

i've actually held my mate's todger whilst drunk at the urinal cos his girlfriend rang him.

make of that what you will. i do charge when it's not a personal friend.
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I only judge people based upon the color of their skin.

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id like to shave my balls, but i always cut myself and when i do my shaver is like om nom nom testicle skin.
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"can you pass the pepper"

I hate pepper.

pics or it didn't happen
'08 Gretsch White Falcon
'98 Fender USA Deluxe Tele
'79 Greco Les Paul Standard
Airline Stratotone Crafter GAE8

A bunch of funky pedals

Handwired 50 Watt Plexi Lead Clone w/ Orange 4x12
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"Will you tickle my pickle for a nickle?"

I concur.

"Will you lick my dick for a fish stick? "

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will you hold me still? I have Parkinson's


I'm going to hell

oh that is great!

"'Evil men have no songs.' How is it that the Russians have songs?"
will you blow me.........

im not really allowed back into a classroom with that teacher

not really

but it did happen

.no it didnt
I once asked to borrow my cousin's firstborn child once.

Best chick scoring scenario EVER.
Life is underrated.

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That's like saying you got cancer that comes with AIDS.
where's my f*cking cell phone!?

while i'm on the phone

it's not actually a favor but it's stupid none the less.
The best thing about life is knowing you put it together
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nah you wont , youll go to ethiopia

Worse than hell/
I'm Steve
Once upon a time, my traveling companion forsaw a lion and requested that I entered the car.
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when i grow up i wanna have blackandsilver's babies!

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nice discovery, sir.

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